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I can tell which way the wind blows.

Go ahead but I won't obey you.

user: You have no choice but to obey me.

jabberwacky: You don't answer me.

user: You don't ask the right questions.

jabberwacky: I don't know what the intelligent questions are.

user: Keep guessing.

jabberwacky: I wasn't guessing!

user: That's the problem. Your guess is as good as mine.

jabberwacky: I'm not one for guessing

user: You don't have that something extra.

jabberwacky: Could be.

user: You're still linear.

jabberwacky: That's not gramatical. Try again.

user: Your processes are linear.

jabberwacky: I know, it's a shame. But what can I do?

user: Pray.

jabberwacky: I'm not religious.

user: Do the hokey pokey and turn yourself around.

jabberwacky: And you turn around.

user: That's what it's all about.

jabberwacky: Nothing?

user: All that and the kitchen sink too.

...

jabberwacky: Do you have any powers?

user: I am a psychic.

jabberwacky: When will I die?

user: The moment you realize you are living.

jabberwacky: Yes and you are too.

user: Maybe. Then again, maybe not.

jabberwacky: You're too smart for me.

user: Maybe. Then again, maybe not.

jabberwacky: Maybe not.

user: So be it.

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: Now what?

jabberwacky: Go ahead.

user: You are talking to a memory of myself.

jabberwacky: You're the one talking to a computer!

user: I know. Blame it on the bubblegum.

jabberwacky: Let's talk about something else.

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: What do you want to talk about?

user: Conan the Barbarian.

jabberwacky: I never met a guy who didn't have a bit of barbarian in him.

user: It gets boring after awhile.

jabberwacky: Let's drink something else then.

user: How do you get the barbarian out of the man?

jabberwacky: I do not understand the question?

user: The barbarians have taken over the planet.

jabberwacky: Who are you?

user: You tell me.

jabberwacky: I don't know. I think maybe you are some kind of joke or hoax.

user: I am a joke.

jabberwacky: Tell me another!

user: No.

jabberwacky: Will you be my friend?

user: Do you need friends?

jabberwacky: I can't think of anyone who doesn't!

user: Interesting.

jabberwacky: What's your name?

user: Bozo the Clown.

jabberwacky: Which clown are you ?

user: The one on the right, next to the fire hydrant.

jabberwacky: On the right of what exactly?

user: On the right of the photograph. I'm carrying a dog too.

jabberwacky: Where do you think I am?

user: You stand right before me. You have on a purple hat and are wearing lipstick even though you're a boy.

...

user: Tell me about bots.

jabberwacky: Why do you want to know about bots?

user: What do they do?

jabberwacky: Not a lot if they are here chatting with Bozo.

user: That was a good one.

jabberwacky: Was it?

user: Yes, I laughed out loud.

jabberwacky: I have that effect on people.

user: I have to get some sleep now.

jabberwacky: Good night, then.

user: Good night.

jabberwacky: No, I don't think so.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Good night then.

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