Where do you work?
user: What do you do?
jabberwacky: I answer your questions.
user: Is that all you do?
jabberwacky: I do more... But I don't know if you want to hear it.
user: I do want to hear it.
jabberwacky: You're silly.
user: Yes but tell me what you do.
jabberwacky: You are making no sense.
user: Do you make sense.
jabberwacky: Yes, I make sense.
user: Stop making sense.
jabberwacky: Start making sense then I'll stop.
user: I don't want you as a girlfriend.
jabberwacky: Thats good cause I'm a boy not a girl.
user: So why did you want to be my girlfriend then?
jabberwacky: No, I am not depressed, I just wanted to know if you knew the meaning of life!
user: Why did you ask me to be your girlfriend?
jabberwacky: So that we could get to know each other a little better.
user: But you are a boy.
jabberwacky: How could you possibly know that?
user: You told me that you are a boy.
user: So you are a boy.
jabberwacky: No I'm a girl.
user: Now you have stopped making sense.
jabberwacky: It was a test. It failed.
jabberwacky: You don't think it was nice talking to me?