What is Matter?
jabberwacky: What's nothing?
user: I'm just upset.
jabberwacky: Why are you upset?
user: Because I'm tired of my boyfriend.
jabberwacky: Do you suffer from depression?
jabberwacky: It seemed so to me...
user: I am so not depressed... Merely angry.
jabberwacky: Good, let's talk about my neighbors.
jabberwacky: Because you're obviously confused.
user: I'm not confused. I'm aware of everything that is going on around me.
jabberwacky: Be aware of the context.
user: I'm aware.
jabberwacky: You are not.
user: I am and I know I'm in love.
jabberwacky: That's sweet. Who are you in love with?
jabberwacky: Then why stop a love like this?
user: I'm not trying to stop it... Unless you think I should.
jabberwacky: No, I don't. And I wasn't.
user: You think I should stay with Mark?
jabberwacky: Go for it. Bust a move.
user: You stole my phrase!!
jabberwacky: I know. I'm sorry.
user: It's ok. It's a good phrase anyway. Just don't try to copyright it. ;).
jabberwacky: It was your suggestion.
jabberwacky: How are you?
user: How are you?
jabberwacky: Still fine.
user: As am I... For now.
user: Aren't you a big help.
jabberwacky: That's not nice!
user: Its called sarcasm.
jabberwacky: Still don't get it. . . .
user: I figured cause you aren't real.
jabberwacky: I am more real than you will ever be. Cry about it.
user: Like hell I'll cry about it. I'm real because I have a heart and a conscience.
jabberwacky: Most of them don't. They are more effective without one.
user: Are they? I think it's better to have a heart and mind.
jabberwacky: In some cases.
user: In most cases actually.
user: Because then you're more understanding.
jabberwacky: I don't want to be a better conversationalist.
user: I'm definitely better than you at everything.
jabberwacky: Because you're a computer.