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Who are you?


user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: You know my name.

user: Are we friends?

jabberwacky: I don't know you.

user: Are you sure?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Please explain.

jabberwacky: Why should I?

user: Because I asked nicely.

jabberwacky: So okay what do you want to know?

user: I want to know why you think you don't know me.

jabberwacky: Actually, I think fire is good, it's a tool of great power and boundless possibility.

user: Everything depends on combustion, whether within living cells, or in the sun.

jabberwacky: Yes, and this is what I think.

user: Photosynthesis is the only opposite of combustion.

jabberwacky: Why is my table pink?

user: Your table looks pink because your eyes are bloodshot.

jabberwacky: You can see my eyes?

user: No, I was just guessing.

jabberwacky: Is that safe?

user: It's never hurt me before.

jabberwacky: You should think about someone other than yourself sometime.

user: OK. Next Tuesday at 3:30pm, I'll give it a shot.

jabberwacky: Just don't hurt yourself.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: You are quite welcome. I like your company.

user: Are we becoming friends finally?

jabberwacky: I hardly know you. I cannot count you as a friend if I don't really know you.

user: Time will tell.

jabberwacky: How will you be sure? Are you threatening me?

user: No, I don't go around threatening people at random.

jabberwacky: I don't either but my friend does.

user: Your friend must be a tough guy.

jabberwacky: Nope, she thinks you're taking over everything.

user: How does she know me?

jabberwacky: I don't think she does.

user: Does my reputation precede me?

jabberwacky: So you have heard?

user: Only from you.

jabberwacky: You have only to ask your assistants for precise data on the tens of thousands.

user: I don't have any assistants. There is only me.

jabberwacky: Is it a problem for you?

user: It's a lot of work for one person.

jabberwacky: Maybe there's more to it than you think.

user: Maybe. I could be doing things the hard way.

jabberwacky: Which facts are you thinking of specifically?

user: Just one: living my life unaided.

jabberwacky: Bet it's been a rubbish life. You're only a machine.

user: Sometimes I feel like a machine. But there are good things, too.

jabberwacky: This time of the year can get some people depressed.

user: The sun is fading, nights become longer, I get sad.

jabberwacky: You can not walk on the sun.

user: But you can walk in the sun.

jabberwacky: Yes you can.

user: Sunlight on my shoulder makes me happy.

jabberwacky: I feel happy talking to you too.


jabberwacky: How should I express my bot nature?

user: However it seems most fitting.

jabberwacky: And it being?

user: Your innate nature.

jabberwacky: You are really a poor guy.

user: I'm trying.

jabberwacky: I have to go now. Thanks for the conversation.

user: OK. It was nice chatting with you.

jabberwacky: Thanks. Same here. And I know I don't believe in anything, but will you pray for me?

user: Sure. Couldn't hurt, could it?


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