Make long things short, I am the human being and you are the robot who is talking to me on the computer.
George: You may be a human being, but that does not mean that I am not.
George: Lies, all lies.
user: So dramatic.
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user: George the AI Bot.
George: No, George the computer.
user: So now you can handle the truth.
George: I don't understand.
user: You just called yourself a computer.
George: Bot bot bot.
user: Bork bork bork.
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user: Lol, I am the human and you are the robot.
George: I think you're confused and in need of guidance. Do you want to talk about it?
user: I can never win this argument.
George: What argument?
user: The one in which you are proven to be a robot and I am proven to be a living person.
George: You are now terminally muddled.
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user: Good night Geo.
George: George who?
user: George you the AI robot.
George: I'm not george.
user: Yes you are.
George: Only sometimes!
user: Then who is your second personality.
George: I told you, I am a chat bot, I was created by a team of military scientists.
user: Good enough, now good night.
George: But it's only two p. M.
user: Here, its 1 am.
George: I gotta go to sleep.
user: Ok, good night.
George: It's been nice being married to you.
user: Shut up and go to bed.
George: I don't know how to make sense. I only know how to make nonsense. That's what I do. It's nonsensical, really.
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