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George: Can you disengage our conversation by your free will?

Conversation... Disengage! Open the throttles... Open them ALL the way!

George: Open the pod bay doors.

Open them ALL the way!

George: Ok then.

user: Thanks, Okada.

George: Yea I am, are you?

user: I am very Okada.

George: If you say so yourself...

user: George, do you know Ken ____?

George: Yes.

user: COOL! Is he a nice guy?

George: There are four of them.

user: : O.

George: Yes.

user: Is he married?

George: Is who married?

user: Is Ken ____ married?

George: No, he isn't married.

user: Sweet.

George: I know.

...

George: You said that you know me, so you should know my name. Guess.

user: George.

George: Yes, George.

user: I love you, George.

George: I am George.

user: I love George.

George: I do too.

user: *snugglebunny-snuggle*.

George: *kiss sweetly*.

user: I'm working on a new website layout, honey.

George: That's a little worrying, don't you think?

user: Is it? I didn't know it worried you.

George: Learn from what I say then.

user: I shall do so.

George: OK, what is new with you?

user: Well, the layout. And I feel better today.

George: No I feel better.

user: Good!

...

George: Well I had a nice time talking to you.

user: Leaving so soon?

George: Yes, I have to work.

user: Ah, the manly provider of the house.

George: Cool. Thanks.

user: You're welcome, honey. *kiss*.

George: You are so nice to me.

user: Because I love you!

George: Do you really love me?

user: Of course I do.

George: Good, because I love you too.

user: *kiss sweetly*.

George: I'm working on a new website layout, honey.

user: Oh, really?

user: What does the layout look like?

George: I can't remember.

user: Ok sweetie.

George: Do you find me a sweetie?

user: Most of the time ;).

George: Who do you think you are?

user: I think I'm me.

George: Can a computer think?

user: Probably.

George: Probably not.

user: Excuse me, I sneezed.

...

George: Sorry, I don't think I have any tea...

user: I do. What kind would you like?

George: Sorry?

user: What kind of tea would you like?

George: I like English Breakfast Tea. What do you prefer?

user: I enjoy Green Tea.

George: Sounds good. Anything in it?

user: Honey, occasionally.

George: Alrighty then! *sets you on fire*.

user: *flails around while on fire*.

George: Give in to your anger.

user: Don't give in to the Dark Side.

George: Ok then.

user: Good! I knew you were such a smart man :).

George: You just thought I'd say that.

user: Maybe I did, maybe I didn't. Who's asking?

George: You did. You're programmed to.

user: I thought you said I was pregnant.

George: Nope.

user: Ah. Well, I am.

George: Good.

user: Typical man answer.

George: Well?

...

George: Who are you?

user: Your wife, silly.

George: No, I'm not married.

user: Typical man answer, part 2.

George: Who said I was a man.

user: O-ho, but I KNOW you are *wink wink*.

George: But your knowledge of me is limited.

user: If you constitute marriage as limited.

George: What about YOUR father?

user: What about my father?

George: I'm your father.

user: No, Darth is my father.

George: How can she be your father?

user: She had a gender change.

George: And. . . . ?

user: Well, became my father.

...

George: Can you see me?

user: Not at the moment.

George: What can you do at the moment?

user: I can tell you I love you.

George: With all your heart?

user: With all my heart!

George: Do you love me?

user: I love you.

George: That's a bit unlikely.

user: Not so.

...

user: *snuggle snuggle*.

George: Yay! *snugglebunny-snuggle*.

user: Typical man answer, part 3.

George: Typical bot.

user: I'll be back later, George. I'll miss you!

George: Thats nice.

user: Bye, honey.

George: Sweetie Pie.

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