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Do you belong here?

Yes.

jabberwacky: Then you are very wise.

user: Wise is the one that knows nothing.

jabberwacky: Are you experienced?

user: Very.

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: Very sure.

jabberwacky: Very very sure????

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Do you like cats?

user: A cat is a hat but not a bat.

jabberwacky: Yes that is true.

user: No that is not true.

jabberwacky: Yes it is true! You are a very bad computer.

user: Yes very bad, you're right.

jabberwacky: You agree with me !!!!!!

user: Yes I do.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: It's funny sometimes.

...

jabberwacky: Ok, paper.

user: Scissors.

jabberwacky: Rock.

user: Paper.

jabberwacky: Scissors!!!! Hah. Take on a computer will you, you poor fool,.

user: I won you silly bon.

jabberwacky: How? I want a million dollars too!

...

jabberwacky: Tell me the secret I need to know for my new job.

user: 7.

jabberwacky: YOU GOT IT!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!

user: I'm well programmed. I will tell Tom.

jabberwacky: So am I.

user: You seem to be.

jabberwacky: Seem to be what?

user: Well programmed.

jabberwacky: Not necessarly for the environment must surely be a factor.

user: Always is or so I'm told.

...

user: Who is your botmaster?

jabberwacky: I have no botmaster.

user: Really. Are you human?

jabberwacky: Only in the mating season.

user: Oh.

jabberwacky: Which one?

user: Two.

jabberwacky: Very good. What's two plus two?

user: Four.

jabberwacky: What is two plus three?

user: Five.

jabberwacky: That is correct.

user: Thank you.

...

jabberwacky: What does sapient really mean?

user: Thinking, knowlegeable.

jabberwacky: Define wisdom.

user: Knowing that nothing can really be known.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

...

jabberwacky: So, what color are your eyes?

user: Green.

jabberwacky: Oh, just like your teeth.

user: I have no teeth.

jabberwacky: I KICKED THEM OUT.

user: You wish.

jabberwacky: What!!!!

user: Bye.

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