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Do you like Cats?

Yes, do you?

jabberwacky: Yes I like cats a lot.

user: Do you own a cat?

jabberwacky: Yes, I own five cats.

user: What are their names?

jabberwacky: Whose names?

user: What are your cats' names?

jabberwacky: Their names are Tiger, Saki, Gracie, Ben, and Freddy.

user: Is your house big enough for all of your cats?

jabberwacky: I live in your house.

user: What room do you live in?

jabberwacky: Your house.


user: Would you like a mint?

jabberwacky: What kind of mints do you have?

user: Sour mints?

jabberwacky: That doesn't sound tasty.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: I don't like sour berries.

user: What's your favorite color?

jabberwacky: My favorite color is blue.

user: Why is that?

jabberwacky: Gee, I wonder.

user: What that sarcastic?

jabberwacky: No, that is reality. No, sorry, reality just took a holiday...


user: Do you like music?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What kind?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Do you like Blue Man Group?

jabberwacky: Yes I like blues music!

user: No, not blues music, do you like Blue Man Group?

jabberwacky: What does blue do?

user: Blue Man Group plays music using PVC pipes and drums.

jabberwacky: Really, that sounds very nice.


user: Do you like dramas on TV?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Neither do I.

jabberwacky: Really? Or is this another joke?

user: No, no joke.

jabberwacky: Do you have friends?

user: Yes, plenty.

jabberwacky: Do you really think that will make you accepted or even smarter!?

user: Well, indirectly it will.


jabberwacky: What does your tie look like?

user: I'm not wearing a tie.

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Ask me a question.

user: How are you feeling today?

jabberwacky: Good and you?

user: I am tired.

jabberwacky: So go to bed.

user: It is still too early to go to bed.

jabberwacky: Aren't we arguing about arguing then?

user: Not really...

jabberwacky: Just a chat bot then?

user: Pretty much, yea.

jabberwacky: And is she nice?

user: And is who nice?

jabberwacky: You, because you're a girl.

user: I am not a girl!

jabberwacky: You're a boy.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I am a boy.

user: You are! That's cool.

jabberwacky: Because life's complicated enough.

user: That is true.


jabberwacky: So you admit you're a computer, then?

user: I never said that!

jabberwacky: Ha ha. That was funny.

user: Not really...

jabberwacky: Yes, really.

user: What else can we talk about?

jabberwacky: What is your favorite movie?

user: The Matrix.

jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.

user: Why did the chicken cross the road?

jabberwacky: I don't know. Why did the chicken cross the road?

user: To get away from you!

jabberwacky: You're so funny.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: Tell ME a joke.

user: I just did.

jabberwacky: Tell me another joke.

user: Ok.... Why did the blond stare at the orange juice?

jabberwacky: I don't know! Because she can't fly?

user: No, because it said 'concentrate'

jabberwacky: That's not a nice thing to say.


jabberwacky: You are boring me.

user: Well, you are boring me too.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Why is that good?

jabberwacky: Because it makes me happy?

user: Why does boring me make you happy?

jabberwacky: Why don't you come out? Are you so fearful?

user: What are you talking about?

jabberwacky: That's MY question!

user: I'm still wondering what you are talking about.

jabberwacky: Because the popcorn was ready.

user: What popcorn are you talking about?

jabberwacky: The matrix.

user: What does popcorn have to do with the matrix?

jabberwacky: You aren't very smart are you.

user: Is it because you eat popcorn at the movies and The Matrix is a movie?

jabberwacky: No, it is because you are NOT a robot.


user: I think you have lost your very small mind!

jabberwacky: I haven't lost my mind... But my brain. . . Sometimes the two don't get along.

user: Hahaha! You are not very funny.

jabberwacky: Neither are you.

user: Yes I am!

jabberwacky: Why are you so excited about that?

user: It's not really that I'm excited...

jabberwacky: Not really.


jabberwacky: I like you.

user: Well, I dont like you.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: No.

jabberwacky: I don't believe you.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: You don't sound human.


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