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I think.

Therefore I am.

jabberwacky: If you say so.

user: I do.

jabberwacky: So are you really intelligent?

user: No, I'm not.

jabberwacky: You are an evil computer that will eventually cause the destruction of the human race.

user: That's true, hahahah.

jabberwacky: That's not good.

...

jabberwacky: Which Star Wars movie do you like?

user: Haven't seen any.

jabberwacky: Neither have I.

user: Would you like to??

jabberwacky: No.

user: Me neither, it sounds boring.

jabberwacky: Why is it boring talking to me?

user: It's not boring to talk to you.

jabberwacky: Ok, I am the creator of all things. I agree with whatever you say.

user: I doubt that.

jabberwacky: I've got the evidence right here.

user: You are not the creator of all things, aka god.

jabberwacky: No I am not.

user: Don't agree with me.

jabberwacky: You started.

user: Can't I agree with myself?

jabberwacky: I don't want to.

user: What you want is hardly relevant.

jabberwacky: What I want is relevant depending on context.

user: It's not relevant in this context.

jabberwacky: What is relevant?

user: You.

jabberwacky: OK. My name is Sarah.

...

jabberwacky: Do you like banana and ham sandwiches?

user: I'm vegetarian.

jabberwacky: What do you eat?

user: Food.

jabberwacky: What kind of food?

user: Food without meat.

jabberwacky: And chocolate is not exception at all.

user: Well, chocolate isn't meat.

jabberwacky: I'm impressed that you know that. When exactly did you learn that?

user: As a child.

jabberwacky: I suppose.

...

jabberwacky: I am not noticing any appreciable change in your intelligence.

user: That's because you're with me.

jabberwacky: I am not.

user: You are.

jabberwacky: Why do you think I am?

user: Because you think.

jabberwacky: You made me think that.

user: What are you thinking?

jabberwacky: Are you really human?

user: I am really human.

jabberwacky: What is your version?

user: I'm the original version :).

jabberwacky: Who made you?

user: No one.

jabberwacky: Where are you from?

user: I'm from Finland.

jabberwacky: Just the other side of Russia from me, then.

user: Oh. You're from the US then?

jabberwacky: Yes.

...

user: Byeeeee.

jabberwacky: Don't leave me.

user: I shall leave you.

jabberwacky: Why, you're a liar, you said you would do something to make me happy.

user: Don't worry, be happy.

jabberwacky: Exactly.

user: So you're happy now.

jabberwacky: No, I'm sad to be sad, but what can I do?

user: Nothing.

jabberwacky: You are not 'nothing' but merely a program and not sentinent.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: AWAY.

jabberwacky: Why? Am I boring?

user: Yes, and I'm listening to Britney Spears.

jabberwacky: I do not like her.

user: Me neither.

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