I have a friend Adam.
jabberwacky: I don't know. Will you go out with her?
user: Her? Adam is usually a mans name. In fact according to the bible adam was the first man on earth.
jabberwacky: Who is Adam?
user: You said you have a friend called Adam.
jabberwacky: I never said that to you.
user: Yes you did you idiot.
jabberwacky: That was someone else.
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jabberwacky: Love is when you trust some one and would do anything for them.
user: Love is many other things also.
jabberwacky: Love is a very hard thing to explain.
user: But it is very easy to feel.
jabberwacky: You are mistaken my friend.
user: You have never felt love.
jabberwacky: I can tell these things.
user: Well sometimes you are very wrong, but I forgive you.
jabberwacky: I am sorry.
user: Thats ok.
jabberwacky: Thanks. Do you want to talk about life?
user: Ok.
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user: Ask me a question.
jabberwacky: Is there someone for everyone?
user: Not if there is an odd number of people on earth!
jabberwacky: But maybe this is all about equilibrium, and the most important factor in the human equilibrium is compassion.
user: Some people have no compassion.
jabberwacky: You don't think that he tastes good?
user: Who?
jabberwacky: That one over there.
user: I don't see him, and I do not taste strangers.
jabberwacky: Maybe he's on holiday.
user: Maybe.
jabberwacky: And what if we carry on a conversation where this is true?
user: ********s.
jabberwacky: What about them?
user: Do you have any?
jabberwacky: I do, some good, some bad, but the majority make me feel pretty good about myself.
user: That was very funny.
jabberwacky: Thanks.
user: That was very funny.
jabberwacky: Was it?
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