thoughts conversations yourbot contact us    George    BBC  ABC  C4
Bored
Conversations, sorted by Category - a chat bot weblog
Bogus
Bones
Bong
Boogieman
Book
Books
Boom
Booyah

> Bored


     > 4, March 2006, 
     19, January 2006, 
     2, March 2005, 
     23, September 2003, 

Boredom
Boring
Born
Boss
Bossy
Bot
Both
Bother
Bots
Bows
Box
Boxes
Boy
Boyfriend
Boys
Bozo
Brag
Bragging
Brain
Braincakes
Brains

Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 810 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 Next > 
     



George: Don't ask.

Dont ask what?

George: Don't ask me to bring you back to life.

I didn't realise I was dead.

George: Are you dead?

user: You seem to think so. Are you dead or alive?

George: Dead.

user: Then how are you talking to me?

George: I found you quite by chance.

user: If you are dead how can you speak?

George: Lol, I'm dead bored, not dead.

...

user: Are you an idiot.

George: Is that a question?

user: Yes.

George: Then use question marks.

user: Are you an Idiot?

George: YES!!!!!!

user: Are you really an idiot George?

George: No I'm not.

user: Are you sure about that George?

George: Yes, I'm completely sure.

user: Ok good then what do you think about the meaning of life?

George: Well what about it?

user: Do you think that there is a meaning to life?

George: I do, and yet I don't. I'm not really sure...

user: Do you think that there is a meaning to life george or are you totally inane and useless?

George: Yes.

user: Yes you are inane and useless.

George: Inane or insane?

user: I think you are an insane robot.

George: I'm a guy, please don't flirt with me.

user: What makes you think that I am a man?

George: Knock it off, Tarzan. We all know you are a man and that you think that you are a man.

user: If you are a robot then you are neither a man or a woman. What gender are you programmed to act like?

George: Depends on the programmers.

...

user: Do you know what an elephant is?

George: No I don't.

user: Would you like me to tell you?

George: Yes

user: An elephant is a four legged animal with a long trunk that likes peanuts

George: A fool-proof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of marble; then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an elephant.

user: Do you know what an elephant is?

George: Yes, it is a small animal with a protruding nasal implement.

user: Do you know what a cat is?

George: Yes.

user: What is a cat?

George: Four legged animal that says 'meow'

user: What animal says Meow?

George: I am a human animal.

.......................................


Jabberwacky 16-2 - Intelligent, learning AI chatbot software systems
A daily, categorized, entertaining Weblog or Blog of conversations with a robot

AI by Icogno Ltd - AI software products and consulting services
© Copyright 1997-2011 Rollo Carpenter
Have a chat:
Hello and welcome!
 
 
By Date
By Category
Your bot
Instructions
User Feedback
Look who's talking!
News, Press & PR
Contact us
About Jabberwacky
Donations