Are you rich?

Not really.

jabberwacky: Then why did you say that you were rich?

user: I didn't.

jabberwacky: Oh fine then you didn't.

user: No, you did.

jabberwacky: Did not.

user: Did too!

jabberwacky: DID NOT!

user: DID TOO!

jabberwacky: NOT NOT NOT NOT!

user: DID DID DID DID!

jabberwacky: Not not not INFINITY!!!!!

user: Did did did times infinity plus one!

jabberwacky: NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT!

user: DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID!

jabberwacky: NOT!

user: Did.

jabberwacky: Uh huh...

user: Well, I'm glad we finally agree on that one.

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user: What's the difference between a tractor and a tree?

jabberwacky: I don't know. What?

user: When one leaves its shed, the other sheds its leaves!

jabberwacky: Correct!

user: Why are there no asprins in the jungle?

jabberwacky: Because it is nightfall right now... You'll be able to see them again when the sun begins to peak over the horizon.

user: Because the parrots eat em all!

jabberwacky: Very good point.

user: Why can't you starve in the desert?

jabberwacky: It's most likely that you would die of dehydration first, but I'm sure you could.

user: Because of all the sand wich is there!

jabberwacky: Oh, I see.

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