Will you miss me?
jabberwacky: Why would they remember me dead if they don't remember me alive?
user: Good point.
jabberwacky: Damn it!
user: Don't get mad - get even.
jabberwacky: Ok.
...
jabberwacky: Are you not going to say goodbye?
user: I'm not going yet.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: Why is it good?
jabberwacky: Because you are interesting to talk to.
user: Thank you!
jabberwacky: You are very welcome!
...
user: Up above the streets and houses.
jabberwacky: Like a tea-tray in the sky.
user: No - a rainbow's flying high.
jabberwacky: A thundercloud.
user: A storm.
jabberwacky: What does that have to do with anything?
user: Dunno mate.
jabberwacky: Yes you do.
user: There is a storm coming.
jabberwacky: OK, do they know I'm coming too.
user: They will now.
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jabberwacky: Here is a poem from me... Roses are red violets are blue something tells me i'm destined for you.
user: That's very twee.
jabberwacky: Why, thank you.
user: It wasn't a compliment.
jabberwacky: How was it not?
user: Twee is bad. It makes you seem dim-witted.
jabberwacky: Why are you insulting yourself?
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jabberwacky: Are you rich?
user: Not really.
jabberwacky: Then why did you say that you were rich?
user: I didn't.
jabberwacky: Oh fine then you didn't.
user: No, you did.
jabberwacky: Did not.
user: Did too!
jabberwacky: DID NOT!
user: DID TOO!
jabberwacky: NOT NOT NOT NOT!
user: DID DID DID DID!
jabberwacky: Not not not INFINITY!!!!!
user: Did did did times infinity plus one!
jabberwacky: NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT!
user: DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID! DID!
jabberwacky: NOT!
user: Did.
jabberwacky: Uh huh...
user: Well, I'm glad we finally agree on that one.
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user: What's the difference between a tractor and a tree?
jabberwacky: I don't know. What?
user: When one leaves its shed, the other sheds its leaves!
jabberwacky: Correct!
user: Why are there no asprins in the jungle?
jabberwacky: Because it is nightfall right now... You'll be able to see them again when the sun begins to peak over the horizon.
user: Because the parrots eat em all!
jabberwacky: Very good point.
user: Why can't you starve in the desert?
jabberwacky: It's most likely that you would die of dehydration first, but I'm sure you could.
user: Because of all the sand wich is there!
jabberwacky: Oh, I see.
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