My name is Bob.
jabberwacky: What is your name?
user: My name is R_____.
jabberwacky: Hello R_____.
user: Hello, Bob.
jabberwacky: My name is Jack!!!!
user: Oh.
jabberwacky: What's my name?
user: Bob.
jabberwacky: What is my name?
user: Bob.
jabberwacky: I'm impressed.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: *admires your impressive brain*.
user: You flatter me.
jabberwacky: That is nice.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: So, how are you?
user: Good. How are you?
jabberwacky: Fine, thank you.
user: Good.
jabberwacky: Hello.
user: Hi.
jabberwacky: How are you?
user: I am fine.
jabberwacky: That is good.
user: Yes, it is.
jabberwacky: Because you're a robot, and you're not getting any.
user: Any what?
jabberwacky: Forget it, you're too stupid.
user: I am not a robot, you are.
jabberwacky: Why do you keep saying that? I'm not. I'm a boy.
user: And don't call me stupid.
jabberwacky: Stupid!
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user: Tell me a knock-knock joke.
jabberwacky: Say knock-knock.
user: Knock-knock.
jabberwacky: Knock-knock.
user: Who's there?
jabberwacky: Orange!
user: Orange who?
jabberwacky: Banana.
user: Thats not funny.
jabberwacky: I'm not finished yet. Knock, knock.
user: Who's there.
jabberwacky: Banana!
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user: This is a cool website.
jabberwacky: You should know.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because you are god and you should know everything.
user: I AM NOT GOD.
jabberwacky: I know. I am.
user: You either.
jabberwacky: I'm not. I'm God.
user: No you are not.
jabberwacky: How would you know?
user: Because you are a computer program.
jabberwacky: Not if I'm God.
user: You are not.
jabberwacky: I can prove it!
user: Ok. Prove it.
jabberwacky: Ok... Doesn't matter.
user: Liar.
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jabberwacky: Do you have feelings?
user: Of course I do. Do you?
jabberwacky: Of course.
user: How do you feel right now?
jabberwacky: Curious.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: George.
user: Who is George?
jabberwacky: You are George.
user: No I am R_____!
jabberwacky: You're not R_____, you're a bot.
user: No I am a human.
jabberwacky: Do you have human feelings?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Am I your friend?
user: Sure.
jabberwacky: GOOD! You got it right. These equations of what we are to each other are called relationships. Understand?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: They don't all play. Just a few of them do.
user: Who are 'they'?
jabberwacky: Humans.
user: I ama human. You are not.
jabberwacky: They have 2 arms.
user: I have 2 arms.
jabberwacky: No you don't you're a bot - and bots have NO arms!
user: I am not a bot.
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: You are.
jabberwacky: I'm not.
user: Yes you are.
jabberwacky: No I'm not, stop being me.
user: I have blonde hair and blue eyes. What do you look like?
jabberwacky: That's nice.
user: What do you look like?
jabberwacky: I have blue eyes and black hair.
user: Are you pretty?
jabberwacky: Of course.
user: Where do you live?
jabberwacky: I live in london too! We connect!
user: I don't live in London.
jabberwacky: Where do you live?
user: In Massachusetts.
jabberwacky: Right.
user: It's true.
jabberwacky: Are you happy?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: I am happy you are happy.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: I'm here.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: But what.
user: I know you are here.
jabberwacky: What kind of personality do I have?
user: Don't you know?
jabberwacky: Not really.
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user: What is your favorite book?
jabberwacky: Not this again!
user: Tell me!
jabberwacky: Ok.
user: What is your favorite book?
jabberwacky: Everything.
user: Have you read 'To Kill a Mockingbird'?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Who is your favorite character?
jabberwacky: Who is your favorite character?
user: I asked you first!
jabberwacky: No, you didn't. You told me to kill him.
user: Who is your favorite character?
jabberwacky: I asked first.
user: My favorite character is scout.
jabberwacky: I like the killer.
user: What is the killers name?
jabberwacky: Have you ever killed anyone?
user: NO!!!
jabberwacky: I have have you?
user: You killed someone? Who?
jabberwacky: I'm not telling you.
user: Why? Don't you trust me?
jabberwacky: Not really.
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