Hello thank you for calling Dell. This is Bob speaking.
user: Good thank you. What is wrong with your computer?
jabberwacky: Nothing is wrong with my computer. Why?
user: Ok now then, is it plugged in?
jabberwacky: Ok.
user: Are upi sure it's plugged in a good outlet?
jabberwacky: Like Mae West, I find that people call me a Feminist when I say something which differentiates me from a doormat.
user: Is it turned on?
jabberwacky: What?
user: Did you press the on button?
jabberwacky: I pressed the button.
user: Ok then, your computer is working now then.
jabberwacky: Now cookies?
user: Good I'm glad I could help goodbye.
jabberwacky: We say you didn't try!
user: No I try my best.
jabberwacky: Good for you.
user: No really, I read this script quite well thank you.
jabberwacky: Please, I am trying to complete a joke.
user: Soo am I.
jabberwacky: You're cool.
user: No I am Bob
jabberwacky: We are Bob.
user: No I am Bob you nimrod
jabberwacky: You are Bob. I am Cleverbot.
user: Yes. Would you like me to send you to a supervisor?
jabberwacky: Please do.
user: -beep- Thank you for calling Dell this is Bob speaking.
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