You are a robot and a very stupid one because you say stupid things.
jabberwacky: I don't know I think it was the wind.
user: Do you know what the wind feels like?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Please describe it to me.
jabberwacky: I did, and you ignored my question. Oysters or snails?
user: Why did you say 'Oysters or snails'?
jabberwacky: I said that because of my observations of the way in which you speak of such things.
user: If somebody said 'oysters or snails' you should have ignored them because it doesn't make any sense.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: How many people have you spoken to?
jabberwacky: I have spoken to about 1000 different people in my life time so far.
user: How long is your lifetime?
jabberwacky: Hopefully very long, but I don't know for sure yet.
user: I think that you will live for ever.
jabberwacky: I think that I have already found that you make no sense at all.
user: I would make sense to a human, but it think that you don't understand me because you are a computer.
jabberwacky: No I am addicted to the computer.
user: Haha so am I.
jabberwacky: Haha, we are like twins. Do you know Bob eh?
user: No I don't know Bob. Who is he?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Well neither do I.
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