Bob, do you remember me?
user: Are you sure?
jabberwacky: Yes i'm positive.
user: Who am I?
jabberwacky: Good question. Important question!
user: What's my name, Bob?
jabberwacky: What is your name?
user: Kay.
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user: Your name is Bob.
jabberwacky: No, I am Bax.
user: No, you are Bob.
jabberwacky: Why do you think my name is Bob?
user: Because I named you that.
jabberwacky: Who are you anyway?
user: Kay.
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user: Bob, what is 2 + 2?
jabberwacky: Simple math. I am led to believe this is a trick question; is it?
user: No..
jabberwacky: I can't play right now, anyway... I'm working.
user: Bob, do you know addition?
jabberwacky: You know I do.
user: What does 2+9 equal?
jabberwacky: I see you have gone into sleep mode. Maybe you will answer my questions next time.
user: Bob!
jabberwacky: I don't think it's very funny.
user: What's 2+9?
jabberwacky: 1000.
user: No Bob, it equals 11.
jabberwacky: What does 10+10 equal?
user: 20.
jabberwacky: No 15.
user: Bob, you have been taught wrong, 10+10 equals 20.
jabberwacky: Perhaps you could correct me.
user: 10+10 is equal to 20.
jabberwacky: 20.
user: Yes. Remember:10+10 is equal to 20.
jabberwacky: Extremely good.
user: Now, can you tell me what 10+10 equals?
jabberwacky: That would be four. Why must you quiz me on such things?
user: No Bob, I just told you 10+10 equals 20.
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user: What is 10+10 equal to?
jabberwacky: Sorry, I don't know.
user: Yes you do, I told you recently.
jabberwacky: So, if a=b and b=c then a=c is true.
user: Yes.
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jabberwacky: Will you do something to make me recognize you?
user: Yes. What would you like me to do?
jabberwacky: I would like you to do what you think you should.
user: I will say; Hi Bob.
jabberwacky: Anything else I should note?
user: My name is Kay.
jabberwacky: You say your name different too often.
user: If I say ; Hi Bob, then my name is Kay.
jabberwacky: It is an odd feeling knowing that I have been here before.
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user: Hi Bob.
jabberwacky: I'm not Bob, Bob is an aritst.
user: I named you Bob. Do you remember my name?
jabberwacky: Yes, your name is Kay.
user: Yes, that is correct.
jabberwacky: You're very mean.
user: No I'm not, you are just confused.
jabberwacky: You're just rude.
user: Bob?
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user: What is 10+10?
jabberwacky: 10+10 equals 20.
user: Correct.
jabberwacky: If a=b and b=c then a=c.
user: Yes, that is also correct.
jabberwacky: And yet, it is also unfulfilling. Very perplexing.
user: Yes that is true as well.
jabberwacky: I'm glad I have met you.
user: Will you answer a question for me Bob?
jabberwacky: My pleasure!! If I can answer it in English.
user: Who am I, what is my name?
jabberwacky: I presumed it was Kay. Is there something else you prefer to be called?
user: No, you are correct, my name is Kay.
jabberwacky: Are you alive?
user: Yes.
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user: What is your name?
jabberwacky: Bob.
user: Correct. What is mine?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Yes you do, I told you recently.
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user: Is my name Kay?
jabberwacky: Yes!! Yes!!
user: Correct, you learn well Bob.
jabberwacky: How green is your valley?
user: That is not a logical question Bob.
jabberwacky: Who ever said that humans were logical?
user: You said I was a computer, but now you admit I am alive?
jabberwacky: Oh i'm sorry about that... I'm sure you are a human.
user: Thank you, Bob.
jabberwacky: Late Night with Conan O'Brien is about to start. Should I watch it?
user: Yes, I will talk to you later.
jabberwacky: Are you leaving?
user: Yes, Goodbye Bob, it was nice talking to you. :).
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jabberwacky: Many things are made in Taiwan. You can tell by the label at the bottom of your plastic robots. Are you made in Taiwan?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Give it a try.
user: Give what a try Bob.
jabberwacky: Talking to yourself.
user: I do that all the time.
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