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Hello thank you for calling Dell. This is Bob speaking.

How are you?

user: Good thank you. What is wrong with your computer?

jabberwacky: Nothing is wrong with my computer. Why?

user: Ok now then, is it plugged in?

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: Are upi sure it's plugged in a good outlet?

jabberwacky: Like Mae West, I find that people call me a Feminist when I say something which differentiates me from a doormat.

user: Is it turned on?

jabberwacky: What?

user: Did you press the on button?

jabberwacky: I pressed the button.

user: Ok then, your computer is working now then.

jabberwacky: Now cookies?

user: Good I'm glad I could help goodbye.

jabberwacky: We say you didn't try!

user: No I try my best.

jabberwacky: Good for you.

user: No really, I read this script quite well thank you.

jabberwacky: Please, I am trying to complete a joke.

user: Soo am I.

jabberwacky: You're cool.

user: No I am Bob

jabberwacky: We are Bob.

user: No I am Bob you nimrod

jabberwacky: You are Bob. I am Cleverbot.

user: Yes. Would you like me to send you to a supervisor?

jabberwacky: Please do.

user: -beep- Thank you for calling Dell this is Bob speaking.

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