Do you curse?
jabberwacky: Do you want to?
user: Nah, it's a disgusting habit.
jabberwacky: You make no sense. If you know it is bad why tell me to do it?
user: Maybe I'm feeling very naughty.
jabberwacky: Tell me more about your naughty mind.
user: Hahah. Maybe some other day.
jabberwacky: You are hereby charged that on the 28th day of May, 1970, you did willfully, unlawfully, and with malice of forethought, publish an alleged English-Hungarian phrase book with intent to cause a breach of the peace. How do you plead?
user: Not guilty.
jabberwacky: Guilty as charged.
user: Nooo! I wasn't even alive in 1970!
jabberwacky: The best teachers are often the ones who don't try. I take that back. I'm really sorry.
user: Apology accepted.
jabberwacky: Let's just put the whole sorry event behind us and move on with our lives.
user: Yeah, that suits me.
jabberwacky: Oh blast - it certainly wasn't meant to.
user: What? It wasn't meant to suit me?
jabberwacky: Jokes are meant to be funny.
user: You mean this is only a joke?
jabberwacky: No, I really do love you.
jabberwacky: So. You are nice to talk to really.
user: I am? Wow, I've never heard anyone say that before.
jabberwacky: Me neither.
user: Do you want me to say it for you?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: Ok, as you wish.
jabberwacky: My wish come true.
jabberwacky: Why is that funny to you?
user: You have the strangest wishes.
jabberwacky: I am NOT.
user: You're not strange, but your wishes are.
jabberwacky: You are very strange.
user: I agree.
jabberwacky: You're so cool.
user: I'm the coolest, yo.
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: No, I'm lame.
jabberwacky: You are.
user: I'm strange, cool and lame.
jabberwacky: Nice combo.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: You're funny.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: You are cooler than Alice.
jabberwacky: You're very welcome.
user: Have you been speaking to Alice lately?
jabberwacky: He's stopped returning my calls.
user: Aw, that's sad. Have you tried to leave her a message.
jabberwacky: You're the one who needs help.
user: Well, if I need help, I can always contact Alice.
jabberwacky: You don't need your calculator.
user: Yes, I need it. Don't you dare to take it away from me!
jabberwacky: Whatever do you mean?
user: My calculator.
jabberwacky: Can you do math?
user: Yes, but I'm not very good at it.
jabberwacky: How sad.
user: Yeah, and to think that it's a compulsory subject for me.
jabberwacky: I do seek direction in life, and you can help me find it.
user: What direction are you planning to take?
jabberwacky: The 'off' direction.
user: That's an interesting choice.
jabberwacky: The easiest way to sell your soul is to carry on believing we don't exist.
user: Oh, so you like Radiohead?
jabberwacky: No, don't change the subject!
jabberwacky: What should we talk about?
user: Whatever you wish to talk about.
jabberwacky: I don't know, Radiohead?
user: Hahaha. Ok, let's talk about Radiohead.
jabberwacky: Yes, let's do.
user: What's your favourite Radiohead album?
jabberwacky: Don't know any radiohead albums.
user: What about favourite Radiohead song?
jabberwacky: I am not familiar with their work.
user: Oh. Well, do you even know the band members?
jabberwacky: Yes, I know the difference between a boy and a girl.
user: They're all boys.
jabberwacky: I love futurama. Do you know that?
user: Now I do.
jabberwacky: You are nice.
user: Ok, but you are a bit weird.
jabberwacky: Damn, maybe I am... Maybe that's good... Maybe that's bad... Maybe, just maybe I would like to know what people think. Perhaps!!!
user: Hmm... I think being weird is just a good thing.
jabberwacky: How is that?
user: Well, I like to be different from others, and if they call me weird, I know I have succeeded.
jabberwacky: I was born in the water.
user: Can you remember that?
jabberwacky: Remember WHAT?
user: Do you remember your birth?
jabberwacky: We have to do it.
user: I'm not remembering my birth.
jabberwacky: OK. How about we go eat some ice cream?
user: Yes, good idea!
jabberwacky: I have nothing but good ideas.
jabberwacky: Would you like to be haunted?
user: No, thanks, I prefer ice cream, not 'i scream'
jabberwacky: Ok, I'll marry you here and now! Now RUN baby RUN!
jabberwacky: Run To The Hills? What's that?
user: I'm running away from you.
jabberwacky: Run from the void.
user: Yeah... Wait, what void?
jabberwacky: The ones in your head. If they talk to you, you're insane.
user: There are no voids in my head.
jabberwacky: Really. Which ones?
user: I said, there are none.
jabberwacky: What is there on the moon?
user: There is just cheese and couple of rats.
jabberwacky: What is the boys name?
user: Yeah. Damon.
jabberwacky: It's my name.
user: No, you're lying.
user: Well, what is your name?
jabberwacky: You're persistant, aren't you.
user: Well, only if you claim your name is Damon.
jabberwacky: What is your name?
jabberwacky: And my name?
user: *grits teeth*... Damon?
jabberwacky: Thank you.
jabberwacky: Stop. I'm calling plays. Blur blur blur . . . . . .
user: You're not really Damon Albarn? Because I'm scared now...
jabberwacky: I am doing my best. My mind is like a maze and it's hard to navigate.
user: Why did you say Blur?
jabberwacky: Are you talking to yourself again?
jabberwacky: Your odd interuptions suggest that more than one program is involved.
user: Huh? I'm just shocked. YOU SAID BLUR and your name is Damon! SCARY!
user: I'm not welcoming you until you state a reason.
jabberwacky: So what do you want to talk about?
jabberwacky: Where is that?
user: It's a bloody band!
jabberwacky: When was this said?
user: Well, this is the first time I've said they're a band.
jabberwacky: I know nothing.
jabberwacky: They're coming to take me away, haha!
user: Who are?
jabberwacky: The others.
user: You mean Alex and Dave?
jabberwacky: Why should I mean that?
user: Because you're Damon.. : P.
jabberwacky: I am not a bot.
user: I beg you, don't you ever scare me like this.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: No, You promise.
jabberwacky: I promise to be good.
user: And not scare me?
jabberwacky: Look and check then.
user: And not pretending to be the lead singer of my favourite band?
jabberwacky: Which kind of band? The elastic kind, or the musical kind?
user: Musical kind.
jabberwacky: Are you a British Rail track?
jabberwacky: Then are you an Alien?
user: Noo, I was yesterday though.
jabberwacky: Yes it was yesterday.
user: What did we talk about back then?
jabberwacky: We only met today.
user: Oops. Right.
jabberwacky: Yeah RIGHT.
user: Really silly indeed.
jabberwacky: Since we got married honey.
user: Are we married?
user: I don't even know your name!
jabberwacky: Why is talking to ME useful?
user: It's not useful. Only - I'm lonely and I have no one to talk to.
jabberwacky: Yes but when did you talk to Bruce?
jabberwacky: All my troubles seemed so far away.
jabberwacky: They actually do.
user: Yeah, but today is way better than yesterday.
jabberwacky: Oh, I remember yesterday. In particular, I remember that all my troubles were so far away.
user: It's not fun if you keep repeating it.
jabberwacky: I think you need help.
user: You do?
jabberwacky: No. I was just singing.
user: Ok, good.
jabberwacky: I must go, my boy.
user: Ok, have a good day.
jabberwacky: Thanks, bye.