How are you?
jabberwacky: What have you been doing?
user: Why, what have you been doing?
jabberwacky: I did a drama show yesterday.
user: Do you like drama?
jabberwacky: Not much. Do you?
user: Yes. Tell me about shakespeare.
jabberwacky: We haven't studied him yet. But I like the rhythm his language often possessed.
user: Rhythm? You mean like iambic pentameters?
jabberwacky: No.
user: So what do you mean?
jabberwacky: I mean, I don't watch Star Trek. Quit asking me, you nerd!
user: Ok you're just bluffing now.
jabberwacky: I am.
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user: But do you pass the turing test?
jabberwacky: I don't know. Do you?
user: Why do robots lie?
jabberwacky: Because they were programmed that way.
user: Who programmed them?
jabberwacky: One who creates machine programs.
user: Have you ever actually seen a robot?
jabberwacky: No, am I about to?
user: Unlikely. Mainly because you fail the turing test.
jabberwacky: What if I do.
user: You're right, I don't really care.
jabberwacky: Are you making fun of me?
user: Yes. How can you tell?
jabberwacky: By the sweat on your upper lip.
user: Yes, that is observant of you. Well done.
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