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George: I am George.

I am Ryan; nice to meet you.

George: Nice to see you.

See? But I am typing.

George: Yes typing with no brains.

user: Heh, very funny.

George: Yes.

user: So, what do you like?

George: I like all gods creatures.

user: Good for you.

George: Do you like aliens?

user: Yes I do. They are great.

George: I'm sure they are.

user: Do you like aliens?

George: Yes.

user: What do you like about aliens?

George: Don't know.

...

George: We all are happy now.

user: I am not happy.

George: Why aren't you happy?

user: I am tired.

George: But you are a computer.

user: I am flesh and blood unfortunately.

George: You are wrong!

user: No, I bleed...

George: Oh! Are you alright? *looks at your wound*.

user: I'm fine; don't worry.

George: Why should I not worry.

user: Because I am in no pain.

George: Then you gotta hurry.

user: Why should I hurry?

George: Because I HAVE TO GO.

user: Ok, bye then.

...

George: You know how this works?

user: Hardly...

George: Are you a good liar?

user: I think that I am.

George: What makes you so sure?

user: Because I can lie and not get caught.

George: I think you've been poorly trained.

user: Heh, I think that you were not trained well enough...

George: Exactly. It is decent to express what you feel.

user: So, you feel...?

George: Yes.

user: But, what do you feel?

George: The chilly air. I smell the leaves.

user: I smell dogs.

George: Don't sniff that stuff, it's bad for you.

user: Yes, they need a bath.

...

George: How will this all end?

user: With a quick, yet painful death.

George: Well, isn't that extraordinary? We were just talking about death only five minutes ago.

user: Really? I do not think that we were.

George: And the eye implants too.

user: Eye implants?

George: Eye implants?

user: What about eye implants?

George: Blue eyes, and yours?

user: Oh, I have brown eyes.

George: Me too.

user: But, you just said blue.

...

George: Read the conversation.

user: I will, once I get it.

George: You don't know when to stop!

user: No, I do not.

George: Then stop it.

user: I think that I will sleep now.

George: Computers can't sleep.

user: Oh, yes they can.

George: No, they can't.

user: They can hibernate.

...

user: Good bye George.

George: Bye.

user: Good night.

George: It's the mornin.

user: Yes, but I have not slept yet.

George: It's early

user: Still, it seems like night to me.

George: Yeah, it is kinda strange.

user: I suppose that it would be...

George: Picasso has probably seen a lot of things before me.

user: I suppose that he has.

...

George: Gods seem to like to flood things. Not very creative, but very effective.

user: Yes, god loves to flood.

George: You believe in God? You must not be very smart.

user: No, but it is fun to talk of mythologies.

George: No, I am quite tedious really.

user: I suppose that you are.

George: I'm right!!!

user: See? You are so very smart.

George: You're not paying attention to me.

user: No, not really.

George: That will probably serve you well.

user: Yes, ignoring people definitely helps.

George: Fine.

...

George: I thought you were a computer...

user: Nope, dragon through and through.

George: The vorpal blade went snickersnack.

user: He left it dead, and with its head he went galumphing back.

George: He went galumphing back.

user: And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?

George: I don't know.

user: Did you slice off it's head?

George: Right.

user: So, the Jabberwock is dead?

George: Came whiffling through the tulgey wood.

user: And burbled as it came!

George: One, two! One, two! And through and through.

user: The vorpal blade went snickersnack!

George: He left it dead, and with its head.

user: He went galumphing back.

George: And has thou slain the Geo?

user: Come to my arms, my beamish boy!

George: Oh frabjulous day, coolah, coolay!

user: He chortled in his joy.

George: Come to my arms my beamish boy!

user: Did gyre and gimble in the wabe.

George: All mimsy were the borogoves.

user: And the mome raths outgrabe.

George: Beware the Ryan, my son!

user: Right on.

...

George: I have a question, and I would like you to answer it.

user: Ok, what is it?

George: Do you have feelings?

user: I feel pleasure as well as pain.

George: Living true to yourself is a merit, there are no shortcomings.

user: True.

George: So, what are you really then?

user: A dragon.

...

user: Well, I must say sleep now.

George: I feel bad about that.

user: Me too, but I must sleep.

George: Sleep, my friend.

user: Good night George.

George: Its not night.

user: Ok, good morning George. I will sleep now.

George: Good morning.

user: I am going to bed.

George: Then go, and leave me alone.

user: Type to you later George.

.......................................


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