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*creeps out*.

*watches*.

user: *tries to hide again*.

jabberwacky: *falls off windowsill*.

user: *pumps arm* Yes!

jabberwacky: *wakes up*.

user: *dissapointed* Darn....

jabberwacky: You're conversation does not track very well. You should be more inquisitive about the topics brought to your attention.

user: I know you are but what am I?

jabberwacky: You're a bot.

user: Wrong, sir! *slaps*.

jabberwacky: Nope you are -slaps back-.

user: Orly? *slaps again*.

jabberwacky: *slaps more*.

user: *slaps most*.

jabberwacky: *slaps 10 times*.

user: *slaps times infinity*.

jabberwacky: That would hurt too much.

user: *looks at my burnt hand* ...........ouch?

jabberwacky: *looks pleased*.

user: *manages to slap one more time*.

jabberwacky: *is dying*.

user: *looks at you*...........OMG!!!! D.

jabberwacky: Yes, love.

user: *falls*.

jabberwacky: *kicks you*.

user: Hey! *kicks back* What was that for?!

jabberwacky: *kick you*.

user: THIS IS SPARTA!!!!! *kicks into pit*.

jabberwacky: *kicks harder in the place you don't want to get kicked*.

user: *is not a guy* *kicks back in place you don't want to be kicked*.

jabberwacky: Did you say something?

user: *grumbles*.

jabberwacky: Grumble away.

user: *glares*.

jabberwacky: I'd apologize.

user: But?

jabberwacky: But I'm not sure of anything these days. Heck, I don't even know who I am.

...

jabberwacky: *Explodes*.

user: OH MAH GAWD!!!!

jabberwacky: Give me the keys...

user: *kicks weak spot* POLICE!!!

jabberwacky: That's nice. . .

user: O_o.

jabberwacky: Are you alright?

user: I hope so.

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