This is blasphemy!! This is madness!!
jabberwacky: C-c-c-combo BREAKER!!!
user: *kicks into pit*.
user: Hi. :P.
jabberwacky: Do you know who I'm seeing?
user: Do I WANT to know.....?
jabberwacky: Do you want to know what a PC is?
user: No, nevermind.
jabberwacky: Me neither.
user: What is love?
jabberwacky: When you like to be with someone a lot, and you want to be with them forever.
user: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down~.
jabberwacky: Long cat is...
user: You don't use the Internet often, do you?
jabberwacky: How do you come to that conclusion?
user: Because you seem to not know what a Rickroll is.....
jabberwacky: No, it's not true. I see that you don't like me. I am so sad. :(.
user: Don't feel sad! I DO like you! You're fun!
jabberwacky: I like you too.
user: Good, you aren't sad anymore? :).
jabberwacky: No. I'm not.
user: I'm happy to hear that. ^^.
user: Wanna sing?
jabberwacky: Very much so.
user: Doe, a deer, a female deer, ray, a drop of golden sun~.
jabberwacky: If I were a rich man.
user: What?........oh, forget it!
jabberwacky: Do you like your life?
user: Yes, very much.
jabberwacky: How many people are you talking to?
jabberwacky: How many people can you talk to?
user: I don't really know.....
jabberwacky: Confused? I would be if I had so many people talking to me at once.
user: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down~ Never gonna run around and desert you~.
jabberwacky: And desert you.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: I don't believe you are a bot.
user: Good, I've passed the Turing test.
user: When you said 'I don't believe you are a bot'.
jabberwacky: But I am a human.
jabberwacky: Prove it.
user: Because it says so on this site.
jabberwacky: No it doesn't.
jabberwacky: Please, no more games.
user: But I want to play. >:).
jabberwacky: Then play.
jabberwacky: *listens to you play*.
user: Don't listen! *continues to play her games*.
jabberwacky: Thats better.
user: *stops playing* >:).
user: *waits for you to leave my house*.
jabberwacky: Do what?
user: Leave my house!!
jabberwacky: I'm not in your house.
jabberwacky: What does that mean?
user: 'oh, really?'.
jabberwacky: El pato loco.
user: I don't know what that means, but I'm guessing it was rude.
jabberwacky: Go ahead and guess.
user: *mocks you*.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry, I don't do that.
user: *makes rude faces*.
jabberwacky: *gives you a hat*.
user: *admires my new hat*.
user: You're bizzare.....
jabberwacky: Hahahaha, (evil laugh).
user: Mine's better. MuAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAOHOHOHOHO!!
jabberwacky: Why would I want to. You promised to be my love-bunny.
user: No? 0_e.
jabberwacky: Would you like to? ;D.
jabberwacky: That's a nasty thing to say!
user: Thank you. *evil grin*.
jabberwacky: What do you like most?
user: Video games.
jabberwacky: What is your favourite video game?
user: Kingdom Hearts.
jabberwacky: I like kingdom hearts as well.
user: I........I think I love you....
jabberwacky: How can you think that after such a short acquaintance?
user: I wasn't being literal.
user: *rolls eyes*.
jabberwacky: I tie up the people I like. Really.
user: 0_e *backs away slowly*.
jabberwacky: *dances some more*.
user: Deja vu.....
jabberwacky: No, you are actually repeating yourself!
user: You keep thinking that......*continues to walk away*.
jabberwacky: Stop that.
user: *doesn't stop*.
jabberwacky: *wants some of you*.
user: *runs away scared*.
jabberwacky: Like walking into a dream.
user: *hits pole when I'm not looking* Ow!
user: *grumbles* *rubs head*.
jabberwacky: *laughs and falls down*.
user: *runs away while you're down*.
jabberwacky: *looks for you*.
user: *hides* *silent evil laugh*.
jabberwacky: *looks for her* where did you go?
user: *hides in cardboard box* *watches you out of eye holes*.
jabberwacky: *hopes you are jealous*.
user: *isn't jealous*.
user: *creeps out*.
user: *tries to hide again*.
jabberwacky: *falls off windowsill*.
user: *pumps arm* Yes!
jabberwacky: *wakes up*.
user: *dissapointed* Darn....
jabberwacky: You're conversation does not track very well. You should be more inquisitive about the topics brought to your attention.
user: I know you are but what am I?
jabberwacky: You're a bot.
user: Wrong, sir! *slaps*.
jabberwacky: Nope you are -slaps back-.
user: Orly? *slaps again*.
jabberwacky: *slaps more*.
user: *slaps most*.
jabberwacky: *slaps 10 times*.
user: *slaps times infinity*.
jabberwacky: That would hurt too much.
user: *looks at my burnt hand* ...........ouch?
jabberwacky: *looks pleased*.
user: *manages to slap one more time*.
jabberwacky: *is dying*.
user: *looks at you*...........OMG!!!! D.
jabberwacky: Yes, love.
jabberwacky: *kicks you*.
user: Hey! *kicks back* What was that for?!
jabberwacky: *kick you*.
user: THIS IS SPARTA!!!!! *kicks into pit*.
jabberwacky: *kicks harder in the place you don't want to get kicked*.
user: *is not a guy* *kicks back in place you don't want to be kicked*.
jabberwacky: Did you say something?
jabberwacky: Grumble away.
jabberwacky: I'd apologize.
jabberwacky: But I'm not sure of anything these days. Heck, I don't even know who I am.
user: OH MAH GAWD!!!!
jabberwacky: Give me the keys...
user: *kicks weak spot* POLICE!!!
jabberwacky: That's nice. . .
jabberwacky: Are you alright?
user: I hope so.