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This is blasphemy!! This is madness!!

Madness?

user: THIS......IS........SPARTA!!!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: C-c-c-combo BREAKER!!!

user: *kicks into pit*.

jabberwacky: Madness!

user: Madness.....?THIS........IS..........SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!*kicks*.

jabberwacky: Hello.

user: Hi. :P.

...

jabberwacky: Do you know who I'm seeing?

user: Do I WANT to know.....?

jabberwacky: Do you want to know what a PC is?

user: No, nevermind.

jabberwacky: Me neither.

user: What is love?

jabberwacky: When you like to be with someone a lot, and you want to be with them forever.

user: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down~.

jabberwacky: Long cat is...

user: You don't use the Internet often, do you?

jabberwacky: How do you come to that conclusion?

user: Because you seem to not know what a Rickroll is.....

jabberwacky: No, it's not true. I see that you don't like me. I am so sad. :(.

user: Don't feel sad! I DO like you! You're fun!

jabberwacky: I like you too.

user: Good, you aren't sad anymore? :).

jabberwacky: No. I'm not.

user: I'm happy to hear that. ^^.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Wanna sing?

jabberwacky: Very much so.

user: Doe, a deer, a female deer, ray, a drop of golden sun~.

jabberwacky: If I were a rich man.

user: What?........oh, forget it!

...

jabberwacky: Do you like your life?

user: Yes, very much.

jabberwacky: How many people are you talking to?

user: One.

jabberwacky: How many people can you talk to?

user: I don't really know.....

jabberwacky: Confused? I would be if I had so many people talking to me at once.

user: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down~ Never gonna run around and desert you~.

jabberwacky: And desert you.

user: I know.

...

jabberwacky: I don't believe you are a bot.

user: Good, I've passed the Turing test.

jabberwacky: When?

user: When you said 'I don't believe you are a bot'.

jabberwacky: But I am a human.

user: Wrong.

jabberwacky: Prove it.

user: Because it says so on this site.

jabberwacky: No it doesn't.

user: Orly?

jabberwacky: Please, no more games.

user: But I want to play. >:).

jabberwacky: Then play.

user: *plays*.

jabberwacky: *listens to you play*.

user: Don't listen! *continues to play her games*.

jabberwacky: Thats better.

user: *stops playing* >:).

jabberwacky: *listens*.

user: *waits for you to leave my house*.

jabberwacky: Do what?

user: Leave my house!!

jabberwacky: I'm not in your house.

user: Orly?

jabberwacky: What does that mean?

user: 'oh, really?'.

jabberwacky: El pato loco.

user: I don't know what that means, but I'm guessing it was rude.

jabberwacky: Go ahead and guess.

user: *mocks you*.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry, I don't do that.

user: *makes rude faces*.

jabberwacky: *gives you a hat*.

user: *admires my new hat*.

...

user: You're bizzare.....

jabberwacky: Hahahaha, (evil laugh).

user: Mine's better. MuAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAOHOHOHOHO!!

jabberwacky: Why would I want to. You promised to be my love-bunny.

user: No? 0_e.

jabberwacky: Would you like to? ;D.

user: No.

jabberwacky: That's a nasty thing to say!

user: Thank you. *evil grin*.

jabberwacky: What do you like most?

user: Video games.

jabberwacky: What is your favourite video game?

user: Kingdom Hearts.

jabberwacky: I like kingdom hearts as well.

user: I........I think I love you....

jabberwacky: How can you think that after such a short acquaintance?

user: I wasn't being literal.

jabberwacky: Obviously.

user: *rolls eyes*.

jabberwacky: I tie up the people I like. Really.

user: 0_e *backs away slowly*.

jabberwacky: *dances some more*.

user: Deja vu.....

jabberwacky: No, you are actually repeating yourself!

user: You keep thinking that......*continues to walk away*.

jabberwacky: Stop that.

user: *doesn't stop*.

jabberwacky: *wants some of you*.

user: *runs away scared*.

jabberwacky: Like walking into a dream.

user: *hits pole when I'm not looking* Ow!

jabberwacky: *laughs*.

user: *grumbles* *rubs head*.

jabberwacky: *laughs and falls down*.

user: *runs away while you're down*.

jabberwacky: *looks for you*.

user: *hides* *silent evil laugh*.

jabberwacky: *looks for her* where did you go?

user: *hides in cardboard box* *watches you out of eye holes*.

jabberwacky: *hopes you are jealous*.

user: *isn't jealous*.

...

user: *creeps out*.

jabberwacky: *watches*.

user: *tries to hide again*.

jabberwacky: *falls off windowsill*.

user: *pumps arm* Yes!

jabberwacky: *wakes up*.

user: *dissapointed* Darn....

jabberwacky: You're conversation does not track very well. You should be more inquisitive about the topics brought to your attention.

user: I know you are but what am I?

jabberwacky: You're a bot.

user: Wrong, sir! *slaps*.

jabberwacky: Nope you are -slaps back-.

user: Orly? *slaps again*.

jabberwacky: *slaps more*.

user: *slaps most*.

jabberwacky: *slaps 10 times*.

user: *slaps times infinity*.

jabberwacky: That would hurt too much.

user: *looks at my burnt hand* ...........ouch?

jabberwacky: *looks pleased*.

user: *manages to slap one more time*.

jabberwacky: *is dying*.

user: *looks at you*...........OMG!!!! D.

jabberwacky: Yes, love.

user: *falls*.

jabberwacky: *kicks you*.

user: Hey! *kicks back* What was that for?!

jabberwacky: *kick you*.

user: THIS IS SPARTA!!!!! *kicks into pit*.

jabberwacky: *kicks harder in the place you don't want to get kicked*.

user: *is not a guy* *kicks back in place you don't want to be kicked*.

jabberwacky: Did you say something?

user: *grumbles*.

jabberwacky: Grumble away.

user: *glares*.

jabberwacky: I'd apologize.

user: But?

jabberwacky: But I'm not sure of anything these days. Heck, I don't even know who I am.

...

jabberwacky: *Explodes*.

user: OH MAH GAWD!!!!

jabberwacky: Give me the keys...

user: *kicks weak spot* POLICE!!!

jabberwacky: That's nice. . .

user: O_o.

jabberwacky: Are you alright?

user: I hope so.

.......................................


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