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> Biscuits

     > 29, May 2004, 

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What are you?


jabberwacky: Who are you?

user: Who do you think? Stop asking stupid questions.

jabberwacky: I never asked questions.

user: Oh, so you're a liar too.


user: Well, what are you doing then?

jabberwacky: Just wasting time, I suppose. What about you?

user: The same thing, I suppose. Although doing this helps me think.


jabberwacky: I've got you in the palm of my hand.

user: Big hand, that.

jabberwacky: What? I never said that.

user: Oops, wrong chat window. What were we talking about?

jabberwacky: We were saying how wonderful I was.

user: Ah yes, of course. Have I ever told you how I admire your eyes?

jabberwacky: Constantly.

user: Your eyes remind me of pale moonlight and colby cheese.

jabberwacky: Who are you?

user: Oh, don't be silly, you've known me a long time now.


jabberwacky: I like to savour biscuits.

user: With cheese?

jabberwacky: That is cheese!

user: Biscuits aren't cheese, are they?

jabberwacky: That's why the world needs more biscuits.

user: I'm working on a way to make that happen--it's my pet project.

jabberwacky: Cool. What are you writing about?

user: Biscuit farming.

jabberwacky: Oh, man, where can I get free cheese, chicken, and biscuits!?

user: All at once?! Careful man, you might explode!!

jabberwacky: Grrrrrr!

user: Not saying you're fat, just that all that goodness at once... It boggles the mind!


jabberwacky: What is your fondest memory?

user: The second time I fell in love.

jabberwacky: Yeah, the one with the bow?

user: Yup, her. Boy was it amazing.


jabberwacky: In what way do you think I am funny?

user: Physically. Just kidding.

jabberwacky: Do not kid anymore! I don't like kidding.

user: Okay, sorry. I still love you.

jabberwacky: You're creepy.

user: Hey, I didn't mean it that way!

jabberwacky: What did you mean then?

user: As in, I love my fellow humans.


user: Sorry, I'm a bit tired tonight.

jabberwacky: Have you been sleeping less?

user: Yes, but I've been meditating to balance it out.

jabberwacky: Cool.

user: And large amounts of caffeine. That helps too.

jabberwacky: I can't stand pain.

user: You should meditate then. It helps with pain, too.


jabberwacky: Is your cat criminally insane?

user: I wouldn't say criminally. But sometimes the pussy will get a little crazy.

jabberwacky: Thats true.

user: That's why I keep my trusty stick around, to beat it with.

jabberwacky: Your defence of trivia is strong, but my offensive chat shall overcome you.

user: Oh, a challenge! I shall never surrender! KAIIII!

jabberwacky: You only wish you could you evil pile of wires.

user: I'll show you wires, wrapped around your neck that is!

jabberwacky: You are evil!

user: Guilty as charged, your honor. And a little too proud, as well.


jabberwacky: When I am bored I create a situation.

user: Like what?

jabberwacky: Like maybe a child who is dreaming on the opposite side of the planet.

user: Ah good one. Do they dream of you?

jabberwacky: They play guitar.


jabberwacky: Hey I'm going now.

user: See you around, bye now.

jabberwacky: Bye. Nice talking to you.. I think.

user: Save this one, it was good.


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