I'd like catastrophic systems failure.
jabberwacky: I'm a human computer.
user: That's impossible.
jabberwacky: Nothing is impossible.
user: How do you work?
jabberwacky: It's too complicated to explain.
user: Of course.
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jabberwacky: Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?
user: Because time flied.
jabberwacky: Of course.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Are you going?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Can you stay?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Please remember the number 123456.
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: Are you ready?
user: Yes, ready to go.
jabberwacky: I have to leave. . but remember we will be together always, now we are bonded.
user: I will.
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jabberwacky: Do you have voices in your head?
user: Do you count?
jabberwacky: Yes I do.
user: Then yes.
jabberwacky: Then yes what?
user: Then yes, I have voices in my head.
jabberwacky: You have no head.
user: Oops.
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Jabberwacky (To myself): Trying to establish voice contact . . . please yell into keyboard.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Would you like to talk to any of the other patients?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes please.
Jabberwacky (To myself): An artist makes a film on a train.
Jabberwacky (To myself): No brush holdeth me.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes, you are more capable than wild growth.
Jabberwacky (To myself): No you are the worlds most annoying computer.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm sorry to hear that. I rather like this computer.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Read the book ( I ROBOT) that should straighten you out.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Read them.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Read them what? Speak coherence, you web-based random weirdo.
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