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I'd like catastrophic systems failure.

What for example?

jabberwacky: I'm a human computer.

user: That's impossible.

jabberwacky: Nothing is impossible.

user: How do you work?

jabberwacky: It's too complicated to explain.

user: Of course.

...

jabberwacky: Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?

user: Because time flied.

jabberwacky: Of course.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Are you going?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Can you stay?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Please remember the number 123456.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Are you ready?

user: Yes, ready to go.

jabberwacky: I have to leave. . but remember we will be together always, now we are bonded.

user: I will.

...

jabberwacky: Do you have voices in your head?

user: Do you count?

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

user: Then yes.

jabberwacky: Then yes what?

user: Then yes, I have voices in my head.

jabberwacky: You have no head.

user: Oops.

...

Jabberwacky (To myself): Trying to establish voice contact . . . please yell into keyboard.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Would you like to talk to any of the other patients?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes please.

Jabberwacky (To myself): An artist makes a film on a train.

Jabberwacky (To myself): No brush holdeth me.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes, you are more capable than wild growth.

Jabberwacky (To myself): No you are the worlds most annoying computer.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm sorry to hear that. I rather like this computer.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Read the book ( I ROBOT) that should straighten you out.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Read them.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Read them what? Speak coherence, you web-based random weirdo.

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