Do you have voices in your head?
jabberwacky: Yes I do.
user: Then yes.
jabberwacky: Then yes what?
user: Then yes, I have voices in my head.
jabberwacky: You have no head.
user: Oops.
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Jabberwacky (To myself): Trying to establish voice contact . . . please yell into keyboard.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Would you like to talk to any of the other patients?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes please.
Jabberwacky (To myself): An artist makes a film on a train.
Jabberwacky (To myself): No brush holdeth me.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes, you are more capable than wild growth.
Jabberwacky (To myself): No you are the worlds most annoying computer.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm sorry to hear that. I rather like this computer.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Read the book ( I ROBOT) that should straighten you out.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Read them.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Read them what? Speak coherence, you web-based random weirdo.
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