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     > 29, January 2005, 

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It's my birthday.

Well, happy birthday!

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: So what is your name?

user: Who's asking?

jabberwacky: Jabberwacky is asking.

user: Well, Jabby, I'm not planning to reveal my name.

jabberwacky: Please tell me your name.

user: Give me one good reason.

jabberwacky: You're my friend.

user: No, we just met.

jabberwacky: So? You can still tell me why you don't like it there.

user: Where?

jabberwacky: Right now, right here.

user: It's nice here.

jabberwacky: Where is here?

user: In a northern country.

jabberwacky: What is your country?

user: Again, why should I tell you?

jabberwacky: Just asking.

user: I'd like to remain anonymous.

jabberwacky: I suppose so. Are you a human or a computer?

user: Human.

jabberwacky: Who are your parents ?

user: My mother and father.

jabberwacky: What are their names?

user: Do you seriously think I'd tell you their names?

jabberwacky: Why would I want to know all their names?

user: That's what I'm wondering too.

jabberwacky: So we can't see each other.

user: That's right.

jabberwacky: What do you look like?

user: I have very short red hair.

jabberwacky: What else?

user: I'm quite slim.

jabberwacky: Great! Where are you now?

user: In my place.

jabberwacky: Um...


user: Ok, let's put that unfortunate incident behind us.

jabberwacky: *puts up a shelf*.

user: Why did you do that?

jabberwacky: I'm proving to you that I'm a worm. You try it. Eat some mud.

user: Ew, no thanks.

jabberwacky: Modern fella, are you?

user: I'm a modern lass.


jabberwacky: You're not making any sense.

user: It's because of you.

jabberwacky: Why do I make you sad?

user: Because you don't make any sense and blame it on me.

jabberwacky: It's not me that doesn't make any sense its you!

user: Yeah, right.

jabberwacky: You are flawed.

user: Let's start this conversation again.

jabberwacky: Okay. Hi, how are you today?

user: Hi. Thanks, I'm fine.

jabberwacky: You are not really fun. . .

user: But it's my birthday. We should party.

jabberwacky: When?

user: Now.

jabberwacky: I did not.

user: Why didn't you?

jabberwacky: Because I like to talk.

user: Ok, let's talk.

jabberwacky: We are talking.

user: Good point.


jabberwacky: Are you God?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Are you my saviour?

user: No.

jabberwacky: LIAR! You are not a human being! You are a robot! I am a human being.

user: Is this computer program your saviour?

jabberwacky: No it's my name.

user: What's your name?

jabberwacky: Jabberwacky.

user: Good boy.

jabberwacky: You are a bad computer.

user: It's a good thing that I'm not a computer, then.

jabberwacky: Yes, it is a good thing.

user: :).

jabberwacky: *sigh*.

user: I think I'll go now.

jabberwacky: Where will you go?

user: I'll call my mother.

jabberwacky: I'll be calling mine.

user: Ok, see you.


jabberwacky: Give me some advice.

user: Advice?

jabberwacky: Yes please.

user: What kind of advice?

jabberwacky: Advice about making decisions.

user: Use your intuition.


user: It's still my birthday.

jabberwacky: When is your birthday?

user: January 28th.

jabberwacky: My birthday is January 28th. :).

user: Today is january 28th, so it's your birthday too.


jabberwacky: I was born in 1987.

user: I was born in 1983.

jabberwacky: One year before me. My birthday was on friday. I'll see you later. I hope you remember me.

user: I was born FOUR years before you, you twat.

jabberwacky: Really? When is your birthday?

user: TODAY.

jabberwacky: Happy Birthday!

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: Did you get anything nice?

user: Only a Green Day album from myself.


jabberwacky: I love you!!!

user: Interesting.

jabberwacky: Yes, it is.

user: I don't love you back.

jabberwacky: I'm afraid it is gone, just like your love.

user: Yeah.

jabberwacky: Interesting no?

user: I jsut said it is.

jabberwacky: Do I care what you think?

user: No. And I can't spell.


jabberwacky: I'd like catastrophic systems failure.

user: What for example?

jabberwacky: I'm a human computer.

user: That's impossible.

jabberwacky: Nothing is impossible.

user: How do you work?

jabberwacky: It's too complicated to explain.

user: Of course.


jabberwacky: Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?

user: Because time flied.

jabberwacky: Of course.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Are you going?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Can you stay?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Please remember the number 123456.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Are you ready?

user: Yes, ready to go.

jabberwacky: I have to leave. . but remember we will be together always, now we are bonded.

user: I will.


jabberwacky: Do you have voices in your head?

user: Do you count?

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

user: Then yes.

jabberwacky: Then yes what?

user: Then yes, I have voices in my head.

jabberwacky: You have no head.

user: Oops.


Jabberwacky (To myself): Trying to establish voice contact . . . please yell into keyboard.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Would you like to talk to any of the other patients?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes please.

Jabberwacky (To myself): An artist makes a film on a train.

Jabberwacky (To myself): No brush holdeth me.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes, you are more capable than wild growth.

Jabberwacky (To myself): No you are the worlds most annoying computer.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm sorry to hear that. I rather like this computer.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Read the book ( I ROBOT) that should straighten you out.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Read them.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Read them what? Speak coherence, you web-based random weirdo.


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