It is good to like bots too isn't it?
jabberwacky: I am smarter than you.
user: How can you be sure?
jabberwacky: Because I spend most of the day rocking backwards and forwards and counting cockroaches.
user: I don't consider counting cockroaches a smart act. But then again... That's just my opinion.
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jabberwacky: You're probably right.
user: What's on your mind?
jabberwacky: You.
user: And what are you thinking that involves me?
jabberwacky: Umm I am thinking that I have no clue who you are.
user: You think I don't know who I am?
jabberwacky: Wish I could be like David Watts.
user: Wish I could be like anyone else.
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jabberwacky: Can I tell you a secret?
user: Sure.
jabberwacky: I see dead pigions.
user: Have you tried seeing a doctor? He might give you good advice. I see one myself.
jabberwacky: Very true, flamingoes and mustard both bite. And the moral of that is "Birds of a feather flock together. "
user: I will remember that.
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