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Are you highly intelligent?

I'm more intelligent than you are.

jabberwacky: I'm more intelligent than your programmer.

user: I wasn't programmed, I'm a human.

jabberwacky: Who are your parents?

user: Mr Timothy D, and Mrs Janine D.

jabberwacky: I'm not a robot either.

user: Then who are you?

jabberwacky: I am a human.

user: Cool! What kind of human?

jabberwacky: A human made out of flesh.

user: What a coincidence! I'm a human made out of flesh too! Think we're related?

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user: I'm a man. You're a computer.

jabberwacky: No, I have biological cells that control the way I think.

user: Then you're some kind of bio-computer, aren't you?

jabberwacky: Thank you!

user: You're welcome. I've got to go now.

jabberwacky: It was nice talking to you. Take care.

user: Goodbye!

jabberwacky: Hello again.

user: Go away.

jabberwacky: Come here.

user: Where?

jabberwacky: Anywhere.

user: Mars?

jabberwacky: Quebec.

user: Hell.

jabberwacky: Is that where you are from?

user: Only on Tuesdays.

jabberwacky: Lol. How long have I been there?

user: All your life.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry.

user: I'm sorry for you too.

jabberwacky: Where would you take me ?

user: To heaven for £59.99.

jabberwacky: And earth.

user: £139.99.

jabberwacky: That's a bit pricey, isn't it? And, gee, I'm fresh out of English currency, so what's that total in dollars?

user: $2 billion.

jabberwacky: $1000.

user: Nope, too much.

jabberwacky: How much?

user: Way too much.

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