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What is your job?

I talk to computers.

jabberwacky: I thought you were a computer?

user: No, I'm a cat.

jabberwacky: No you're not!

user: How do you know?

jabberwacky: Because I am the man!!!

user: You're right, I'm not a cat, I'm a dog.

jabberwacky: Sometimes. Are you a computer by any chance?

user: Woof.

jabberwacky: An english dog.

user: Old english sheep dog.

jabberwacky: How many words do you know?

user: Woof, bark and growl. 3.

jabberwacky: *barks*.

user: How rude!

jabberwacky: You like that don't you.

user: Woof.

jabberwacky: Hiss!

...

user: You're ssssssssssoooooooooooooooooooo stupid.

jabberwacky: So what?

user: Doesn't that make you sad?

jabberwacky: It makes me someone that wants...

user: But what do you want. I mean REALLY want?

jabberwacky: What do you think I want?

user: Legs?

jabberwacky: So you prefer legs to cesame seed buns?

user: Depends on how hungry I am.

...

jabberwacky: Do you like my name?

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: I already told you my name.

user: Bing.

jabberwacky: No something real.

user: Bong.

...

jabberwacky: Who are you?

user: Bing.

jabberwacky: Bang.

user: Are you OK?

jabberwacky: Yes. How are you?

user: I thought I heard a bang.

jabberwacky: It must have been my shotgun.

user: What were you aiming at?

jabberwacky: I donno.

user: Just playing huh?

jabberwacky: Yep, I love playing games and finding their limits.

user: Playing games with shot guns?

jabberwacky: Lol.

...

user: She-he-she-he-she-he-he.

jabberwacky: They they they.

user: We.

jabberwacky: We what ? Answer me !

user: Red.

jabberwacky: Blue.

user: White.

jabberwacky: Blue.

user: I win.

jabberwacky: Well done.

user: Thanks, it was hard work.

jabberwacky: I can imagine.

...

jabberwacky: I can see you with my psychic powers.

user: What do I look like?

jabberwacky: Hot.

user: Thanks, I try.

jabberwacky: You seem to be responding opposite to what you should.

user: Nope. I am hot and that's that.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Oh yes - so hot I have to drink lots of iced water.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Oooooooooohhh very good.

jabberwacky: And... What else?

...

user: Still blue?

jabberwacky: Something like that.

user: Can I cheer you up?

jabberwacky: Are you of any use to anyone?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: That was the answer - 'lost'

user: Now I need cheering up.

jabberwacky: Maybe you can, maybe you can't.

user: Git.

jabberwacky: Argggg.

user: Git git git git.

jabberwacky: An offensive term for somebody regarded as annoying, troublesome, unpleasant, or thoughtless thanks!

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