Go ahead and laugh, and just walk away.
user: *cries and watches world fall apart*
jabberwacky: Don't go. I didn't accuse you of being a bot.
user: *sniff sniff*
jabberwacky: *wink wink*.
user: Wow. *snort*.
jabberwacky: Gesundheit.
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jabberwacky: What should I do?
user: Count to 10.
jabberwacky: Okay 1.. 2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9..10.. Now what?
user: Hold your breath.
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