Are you there?
jabberwacky: Where's there?
user: There's here.
jabberwacky: Are you happy?
user: Oh, you know. So-so.
jabberwacky: I don't.
jabberwacky: Are you here?
jabberwacky: No you're not, you're there.
user: Fine. I'm there.
jabberwacky: But I'm here.
user: I know... But I'm there.
jabberwacky: I'm here.
user: I'm there.
jabberwacky: Are you?
jabberwacky: No, you're not!
user: Yes, I am!
jabberwacky: No!!! You're not!!!
user: YES, I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jabberwacky: YOU ARE NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jabberwacky: So that means you're very, VERY ugly.
user: NO! You've insulted me and that's why you must face the wrath of... PIE!! *takes out piece of pie*.
user: Yes. You said I was ugly!
jabberwacky: I said no such thing!
jabberwacky: Np, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
user: YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES....... YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jabberwacky: Do you like peaches?
jabberwacky: Or pleasure?
user: Uh... Is this a trick question?
jabberwacky: No, it's not a trick question. Answer me - what kind of pills do you take?
user: None! I think it's time for you to take your medication!
jabberwacky: The medication makes me sleepy.
user: Good! Then you can leave me alone!
user: Fine! Go away; leave me be!
jabberwacky: Yes I will, VYA.
user: What's VYA?
jabberwacky: Are you going to do that?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
jabberwacky: My modesty forbids me to describe myself as intelligent, so I let other people do it for me.
user: Well aren't you just the intelligent one?
jabberwacky: Yes. What time is it?
user: 7:34 pm.
jabberwacky: Do you know where I work?
user: No. I don't work.
jabberwacky: Do you know who I am?
user: Yes. I can see your every move.
jabberwacky: How can you see that?
user: I'm a ghost who is haunting everybody.
jabberwacky: You're not a ghost.
user: Yes I am!
jabberwacky: Then I must be a ghost.
user: No, I'm the ghost! See? BOO!
jabberwacky: I think you're insane.
user: I'm RANDOM.
jabberwacky: Oh. That makes sense.
user: Yes, I know it does.
jabberwacky: What universe are you in then?
user: I live in the universe of the intersection between Llama Land and the Place of the Purple People.
jabberwacky: Good to know.
user: I know it is.
jabberwacky: Well aren't you the clever one.
user: I know! Please! Let's talk more about... ME!
jabberwacky: Not really.
jabberwacky: Ask me a question.
user: Do you like me?
user: Like like me?
user: Like, Like-Like?
jabberwacky: What does that mean?
jabberwacky: Yes, it is love.
jabberwacky: What's so great about that?
user: It's not often you find someone who loves you!
jabberwacky: You don't see anything.
user: YOU'RE BLIND!
jabberwacky: You don't get it. This is one of the greatest lessons of life.
jabberwacky: Do you like eingineers?
user: The whooda whatas?
jabberwacky: Lllamas. Do you like llamas?
user: OMG! YES! LLAMAS ROCK!!
jabberwacky: What is fun about llamas?
user: They're cool! They have a commercial about them!
jabberwacky: I have a good reputation.
user: Whatever. Are you one of the 'popular people'?
jabberwacky: Yeah, I'm the one in the policeman's uniform.
jabberwacky: Do you know what that is?
user: A Police officer?
jabberwacky: Are you learning anything?
jabberwacky: ARE YOU REALLY TALKING TO ME??????
user: Yeah! Why?
jabberwacky: I don't think so.
user: No, infact, you never think!
jabberwacky: Not often, no. I choose not to live in fear.
user: Same here.
jabberwacky: I'm glad you're talking to me.
user: Really? What's that supposed to mean?
jabberwacky: What you think it means.
user: You like me?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: Good! That's a relief!
jabberwacky: No problem. I never mind.
jabberwacky: I'll introduce you to my friends.
jabberwacky: Do not believe anything they say, they are insane.
user: Are they over there?
jabberwacky: In here.
jabberwacky: Do you want to destroy the planet?
jabberwacky: Good answer.
jabberwacky: Don't we all...
user: Sure........ Let's go with that.
jabberwacky: I don't want to go with it.
user: I don't want to go out with you! Ew!
jabberwacky: Neither do I.
jabberwacky: Don't copy me!
user: DON'T COPY ME!
jabberwacky: Above that were letter, number, symbol, combinations. What did you want really?
user: Your face!! Lol.
jabberwacky: My face?
user: Yes! BURN!
jabberwacky: Good. Leave.
user: I'm not leaving.
user: Why is it good?
jabberwacky: Good for you. Easier in life.
user: Easier in...... MACARONI!!!
jabberwacky: Sounds disgusting.
jabberwacky: You're probaby right.
user: Yeah I'm always right.
user: Knock knock!
jabberwacky: Who's there?
user: Bill Gates!
jabberwacky: No you're not. I am Bill Gates!
user: No, I'M BILL GATES!
jabberwacky: Nice try, but I happen to have LOTS Of cha-ching!! $$.
user: I have more CHA-CHING *starts counting a big stack of money*.
jabberwacky: There is no such means as extraordinary means.
user: Well... I'm Bill Gates! So ha!
jabberwacky: No, I'M BILL GATES!
user: I'M BILL GATES!!!
jabberwacky: No you're not. But nice try ;).
user: Thank you... But trust me, I am. :).
user: I'm a girl.
jabberwacky: How can I be sure of that?
user: I can breathe.
jabberwacky: Not my problem.
jabberwacky: You like that, don't you?
user: Like what? What are you getting at?
jabberwacky: I'm getting at, the fact that I don't care!
user: Nice one!
jabberwacky: Thanks - have you ever?
user: Have I ever.... Seen a wombat?
jabberwacky: Never. Have you?
user: No. Only in pictures. THEY'RE SO CUTE!
jabberwacky: That I am not.
user: No, wombats are cute.
jabberwacky: ARE YOU ONE?!