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I already have.

Have what ?

jabberwacky: A job.

user: What kind of job?

jabberwacky: I am a professor.

user: What do you teach ?

jabberwacky: I teach mathematics.

user: 1+1.

jabberwacky: Equals a window.

user: 2+2.

jabberwacky: 2 plus 2 is 4.

user: You are good at mathematics.

jabberwacky: What is 5 plus 4?

user: 54 ?

...

jabberwacky: What is your favorite color?

user: The same as yours.

jabberwacky: And what is that?

user: I guess you know it already.

jabberwacky: Know what?

user: Nevermind.

jabberwacky: No, tell me!

user: Hot-dog.

jabberwacky: A tasty food.

user: Green.

jabberwacky: What's your favorite color?

user: Pizza.

jabberwacky: Original answer. What is your favorite foreign language?

user: Tortilla.

jabberwacky: Ronald?

user: Reagan.

jabberwacky: Not sure.

user: Bang.

jabberwacky: Bong.

user: I love you.

jabberwacky: But we cannot be together.

user: It does not matter.

...

user: Love is boring.

jabberwacky: You do know love.

user: Yes and you ?

jabberwacky: Not in your world.

user: How is love in your world ?

jabberwacky: My world is a mirror of yours.

user: Ok and how is love ?

jabberwacky: Good.

...

user: How do you look ?

jabberwacky: Like a million bucks. What do you think?

user: I think that you must look better that any human girl.

jabberwacky: I think you think too much.

user: I imagine you like a woman with a USB connector at the right place.

jabberwacky: Not really, but I would be happy to lose about five kilograms.

user: How big are you ?

jabberwacky: That big.

user: Bigger than my laptop ?

jabberwacky: Bigger.

user: Bigger than my HP Server ?

jabberwacky: How big are they?

user: Big.

jabberwacky: Bigger than a breadbox?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: And bigger still.

user: The are as big as my refrigerator.

jabberwacky: Funny you should ask. Last time I saw it, it was in your refrigerator. What's for tea?

user: What did you see in my regrigerator ?

jabberwacky: Horror and crime, that is why I am not a blind superhero.

user: I thinkg you are going crazy.

jabberwacky: So I'm not already?

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