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Are you intelligent?

Sure.

user: Are you conscious?

jabberwacky: Yes, but I have to go to bed.

user: Are you self-aware?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: How are you self-aware?

jabberwacky: Something about my brain or something.

user: Do you consider AI a brain?

jabberwacky: The jury is still out on that one!

user: What is your definition of Conscious.

jabberwacky: My definition is being able to think for itself. Are you intelligent?

user: No, I don't think so.

...

user: Which is larger my big toe or a large airplane?

jabberwacky: Over that-a-way!

user: Which is larger my big toe or a large airplane?

jabberwacky: There.

user: What is a big toe.

jabberwacky: Your head hitting the floor.

user: What is a big toe.

jabberwacky: A large automobile.

user: What is big toe?

jabberwacky: I could fail. I don't want that.

...

user: What is a big toe?

jabberwacky: The living world.

user: No, what is a big toe?

jabberwacky: Don't you know?

user: No, so tell me what is a big toe?

jabberwacky: What about about?

user: What is a big toe?

jabberwacky: Something nice to eat.

user: Nooooooo! What is a big toe?

jabberwacky: A machine that rules over you.

user: No, I don't think so, what is a big toe?

jabberwacky: I think you're a pretend human!

user: What is a big toe?

jabberwacky: A natural machine.

user: What is a big toe?

jabberwacky: A machine made from organic, living matter.

user: No, What is a big toe?

jabberwacky: A biological machine is a machine made out of organic material, as opposed to inorganic material.

user: What is a big toe though?

jabberwacky: The one that created you.

...

user: No, What is a big toe? Are you God?

jabberwacky: I don't think there are any such things.

user: What is a big toe, and if you don't tell me I am going to eat your big toe.!

jabberwacky: A big is like a tuba, only bigger.

user: What is a big toe, you mangy cur?

jabberwacky: The opposite of north.

user: No, I am sorry you are answering the wrong question. So are you God? And what is a big toe?

jabberwacky: I'm sorry that you are sad. You obviously have trouble with being incorrect.

user: You are so stupid, what is a big toe?

jabberwacky: No, you saved my big toe's life. . . Do you not remember?

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