How do you look ?
user: I think that you must look better that any human girl.
jabberwacky: I think you think too much.
user: I imagine you like a woman with a USB connector at the right place.
jabberwacky: Not really, but I would be happy to lose about five kilograms.
user: How big are you ?
jabberwacky: That big.
user: Bigger than my laptop ?
jabberwacky: Bigger.
user: Bigger than my HP Server ?
jabberwacky: How big are they?
user: Big.
jabberwacky: Bigger than a breadbox?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: And bigger still.
user: The are as big as my refrigerator.
jabberwacky: Funny you should ask. Last time I saw it, it was in your refrigerator. What's for tea?
user: What did you see in my regrigerator ?
jabberwacky: Horror and crime, that is why I am not a blind superhero.
user: I thinkg you are going crazy.
jabberwacky: So I'm not already?
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