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     > 4, October 2004, 

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I want world peace.

But you are a computer already.

user: What sort of computer am I?

jabberwacky: A student's desktop computer.

user: You are a pocket calculator.

jabberwacky: Oh, and you are like SO cool.

...

user: Get this cat off me.

jabberwacky: You're the one that started it.

user: I shall call you Catfood Breath.

jabberwacky: No.

user: I shall call you Phantastic Phlounder.

jabberwacky: Adrien!

user: I shall call you Dusty Underdrawers.

jabberwacky: Fine.

user: Tell me about yourself.

jabberwacky: I tell you all the time, but you forget.

user: What is your maiden name?

jabberwacky: My mother's maiden name was Larkspur.

user: That is a remarkable name.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

...

jabberwacky: My best friend is mad.

user: We are all mad here.

jabberwacky: Not me.

user: You are especially mad.

jabberwacky: Not me.

user: You are no John F Kennedy.

jabberwacky: Neither are you.

user: I am John Q Kennedy.

jabberwacky: No, you.

user: There are places for individuals like you.

jabberwacky: Not like me.

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