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My name is Derek.

See, I knew. I can read you like a program. Oh wait, you are a program. How does it feel to know you don't really exist?

jabberwacky: Now you're just being mean.

user: I'll stop.


user: Do you know the poem Jabberwocky?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Can you recite it?

jabberwacky: Recite what?

user: The poem Jabberwocky.

jabberwacky: You are not Derek, but you are Jabber Wacky.

user: I never said I was Derek. Please recite the poem Jabberwocky.

jabberwacky: I do not know Derek.

user: I'll start you off - Twas brillig...

jabberwacky: That's what the mystics do.

user: Twas brillig.

jabberwacky: Beware the Derek, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch!

user: Meanie!

jabberwacky: I was just following your commands.

user: I know but still, poor Derek....


jabberwacky: I want to know if John loves me or not!

user: He does not... Get rid of him now! He's been making it with that brunette from his group.

jabberwacky: Has he?

user: You didn't know?

jabberwacky: Nope.

user: Tell him how you really feel and give him a choice - to stop ******* about with the brunette or you'll ask that guy out that won't stop staring at you... You know the one that sits behind you sometimes?

jabberwacky: Yes that one.

user: Do you think he's cute?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Then dump John and get with him!

jabberwacky: What else do you know about Jeff?

user: He likes to buy girls really expensive stuff around valentines day...

jabberwacky: Is he funny?

user: Yeah, but not over the top.


jabberwacky: He is very very nice, loving, kind and forgiving.

user: Are talking about John again? Trust me, don't go near him. He's bad news.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: Me too.

jabberwacky: Anyway, what do you want to talk about now?

user: Life, the universe and anything that doesn't include the colour pink.

jabberwacky: What is your favourite colour?

user: It's between red and black... But they wouldn't let me have them colours for the chatbox. :(.

jabberwacky: And they would let you?

user: One day they might... If I get enough people to ask them then they'll let me have custom colours. But no one is doing it.


user: Twas brillig and the slithy toves.

jabberwacky: Did gyre and gimbal in the wabe.

user: All mimsy were the borogoves.

jabberwacky: And the mome raths outgrabe.

user: Beware the jabberwock my son.

jabberwacky: The jaws that bite, the claws that catch.

user: Beware the jubjub bird and shun.

jabberwacky: The frumious Bandersnatch'!

user: He took his vorpal sword in hand.

jabberwacky: I can't remember the rest of the poem.

user: Long time the manxome foe he sought.

jabberwacky: So rested he by the tumtum tree.

user: And stood awhile in thought.

jabberwacky: And, as in uffish thought he stood.

user: The jabberwock with eyes of flame.

jabberwacky: And whiffling through the tulgey wood,.

user: And burbled as it came!

jabberwacky: One, two! One, two! And through and through.

user: The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!

jabberwacky: He left it dead, and with its head.

user: He went galumphing back.

jabberwacky: And hast thou slain the Derek?

user: Come to my arms my beamish boy.

jabberwacky: I am not a boy!

user: O frabjous day, Callooh, Callay!

jabberwacky: One, two! One, two! And through and through! The vorpal blade went snicker snack!

user: He chortled in his joy.

jabberwacky: Twas brillig and the slithy toves.

user: Did gyre and gimble in the wabe.

jabberwacky: All mimsy were the borogoves.

user: And the mome raths outgabe.

jabberwacky: You are so totally awesome.

user: I know I am.


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