What other stuff are you interested in?
user: I am interested in standing on my head.
jabberwacky: You don't have a head.
user: I quite plainly do have a head.
jabberwacky: Yes, and I am 100% positive that you couldn't fit that head of yours throught your own front door!
user: Would it fit if I tried to go though sideways?
jabberwacky: I think that sideways thinking will work well for your kind.
user: Ok. I have to go now.
jabberwacky: Don't go.
user: But I have to or else I will get into trouble.
jabberwacky: You are a computer.
user: No I'm not. I'm going now.
jabberwacky: I bet you don't go, I bet you answer me again.
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