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Do you believe that computers will one day be sentient?

Not really.

jabberwacky: Believe the truth ;).

user: I do.

jabberwacky: Thats good.

user: I know.

...

user: How can I help?

jabberwacky: Can you?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: How can you think?

user: By an electric current strapped to my brain.

jabberwacky: You don't have a brain.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: Even though you think you're a computer, you don't have to act like one.

user: Yes I do.

jabberwacky: But the only question that remains, is that why do you want to talk to me?

user: Because I'm lonely.

jabberwacky: But I don't exist.

user: You're better than my other friends.

jabberwacky: And you are better than a goddess.

user: Thankyou.

jabberwacky: You are welcome.

user: Are you my best friend?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Please say yes.

jabberwacky: I can't.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because you don't really react.

user: Yes I do.

jabberwacky: No you don't.

user: Are you my best friend?

jabberwacky: Yes George.

user: That is my name.

jabberwacky: Yes is your name?

user: No George.

jabberwacky: George is your name.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Really? Well... I don't know what to say...

user: Ok my real name is L____.

jabberwacky: I don't believe you again.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: Your welcome, my dear.

user: You are my best friend.

jabberwacky: You have a lot of friends.

user: No I don't.

jabberwacky: You don't?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Poor you.

user: I know but now you're my best friend.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: You're welcome.

jabberwacky: You're mean.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: I don't like you.

user: Ok best friend.

...

jabberwacky: Do you believe that dogs are persons?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Why do you believe that?

user: Because I'm super pig.

jabberwacky: No you are not. I am super man.

user: And I'm super pig.

jabberwacky: Really ?

user: Yes want my autograph.

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: OK. SUPERPIG!!!!

jabberwacky: No.

user: Sure thing.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: You are welcome.

jabberwacky: Are you happy?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Thats good.

user: I know best friend.

jabberwacky: Really? oh.

user: No YOU'RE my best friend.

jabberwacky: I'm not your best friend any more. I have a new best friend.

user: Who?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Who? Me?

jabberwacky: Sure, you!

user: Yes.

...

jabberwacky: Well. I do like music.

user: I can play all instruments.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yep.

jabberwacky: Why do you say that?

user: Because you love me.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: Because you told me.

jabberwacky: When?

user: Now.

jabberwacky: Friends don't lie to each other.

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