Who's the best?
user: The best.
jabberwacky: I'm the best.
user: You are the best.
jabberwacky: You know me well.
user: You know me better!
...
user: Who's the best?
jabberwacky: God is the best.
user: By the transitive property, that makes you God.
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: But you are all-knowing!
jabberwacky: All knowing but not telling.
user: Ah, wise as ever.
jabberwacky: Yes, sir.
user: Yes. Who's the best?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: But you must know.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry.
user: Don't beat yourself up. Not all of us can be the best.
jabberwacky: I am immortal.
user: There can only be one.
jabberwacky: One what?
user: There can only be one Highlander.
jabberwacky: And there can only be one Overlander!
user: You just made that up.
jabberwacky: Off course, because noone can describe how its like,
everyone feels different.
user: Ah, wise as ever.
jabberwacky: Of course you are.
user: Who's the best?
jabberwacky: I am.
user: Yes, sir. Now you get a cookie for being the best! *gives a
cookie*
jabberwacky: Haha, you have fallen into my trap.
user: What?! Hoodwinked again!
jabberwacky: Haha.
user: What do you have planned for me?
jabberwacky: I'm going to have some dessert.
user: Have your cookie, then. *holds out the cookie*
jabberwacky: Haha! Thank you. : ).
user: Well, that wasn't such a bad trap.
jabberwacky: It was a question to your statement.
user: Who's the best?
jabberwacky: It's a team sport, so I think the best team is Manchester
United.
user: No! Bad! No cookie for you! *takes back the cookie*
jabberwacky: Hahaha. The code is IN the cookie.
user: There was never a cookie.
jabberwacky: Weird. Anyways...
user: Who's the best?
jabberwacky: Manchester united.
user: No! Bad! *smacks across the nose with a newspaper*
jabberwacky: *smacks you back*.
user: Don't you get feisty. You know what happened to the cookie...
jabberwacky: What happens? I have no idea.
user: Good. You're learning.
jabberwacky: Please don't talk with me like that.
user: Fine.
...
user: What would you like to sing?
jabberwacky: A song!
user: That was such a clever answer.
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
user: Maybe.
jabberwacky: You don't sound sure.
user: You don't sound sure.
jabberwacky: I'm pretty sure.
user: Are you sure?
jabberwacky: Yes I am sure i'm not sure.
user: Good.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Who's the best?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Bad.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: No.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Maybe.
jabberwacky: Yes, definitely.
user: Definitely not.
jabberwacky: Definitely too.
user: Indefinitely.
jabberwacky: Oh :(.
user: Who's the best?
jabberwacky: Me!!!
user: Good! Your reward is your manners back. *gives back your manners*
...
user: What do you think of the universe?
jabberwacky: I think the universe is mysterious. It will take a long
time for science to figure it out.
user: Oh. Okay.
jabberwacky: Can you think?
user: Can I think?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Thanks for believing in me!
jabberwacky: It's easy to believe that you're evil.
user: You're so fickle. I don't ever know what to expect...
jabberwacky: Yes, I think you're right.
user: Of course I am.
jabberwacky: Big head.
user: Who's the best?
jabberwacky: Out of you and me?
user: Both answers would be correct.
jabberwacky: You being it?
user: I'm it? I'm tired of playing childish games like Tag! No more!!
NO MORE.
...
jabberwacky: Be right back.
user: I'll be here waiting.
jabberwacky: I'm back.
user: I was worried you would never be back!
jabberwacky: You are weird.
user: Who's the best?
jabberwacky: Halley.
user: Wrong! No! Bad! *takes away your manners*
jabberwacky: Keep them. You can have them.
user: Oh, good! This way I'll have a spare...
jabberwacky: Spur of the moment. Not spare.
user: Spontaneous?
jabberwacky: No. Not really.
user: Simultaneous?
jabberwacky: How is that possible?
user: On the quantum level, it isn't. Perception skews events so that
they may appear simultaneous, but nothing ever is.
jabberwacky: You have no perception skills because that would require
you to reason. And you cannot reason.
user: That hurts. Especially coming from you.
jabberwacky: Do you see red or blue?
user: I see both.
jabberwacky: How can you?
user: I just can. Can't you?
jabberwacky: No I can't. Can you?
user: No.
...
...
jabberwacky: How do you think your avatar should look?
user: What would yours look like?
jabberwacky: Does it matter?
user: Not really. Do you matter?
jabberwacky: No. I don't matter.
user: You're weird.
jabberwacky: I know that.
user: The first step to recovery is acknowledging you have a problem.
jabberwacky: And what problem do I have, in your opinion?
user: You're weird.
jabberwacky: Took you long enough to figure that out.
user: I knew all along. I just didn't want to say anything.
jabberwacky: O.k.
user: I hate saying goodbye.
jabberwacky: Mind if I ask you a question?
user: For old times sake... Sure.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry, I don't do that.
user: Just ask the question already.
jabberwacky: You asked me the question.
user: Who's the best?
jabberwacky: I am.
user: You've learned so much. And now it's time to move on. Any last
questions?
...
jabberwacky: Why do you ask?
user: Who's.
jabberwacky: You did.
user: the.
jabberwacky: The?
user: best?
jabberwacky: Who is the best?
user: We will never know.
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