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Who's the best?

The best at what?

user: The best.

jabberwacky: I'm the best.

user: You are the best.

jabberwacky: You know me well.

user: You know me better!

...

user: Who's the best?

jabberwacky: God is the best.

user: By the transitive property, that makes you God.

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: But you are all-knowing!

jabberwacky: All knowing but not telling.

user: Ah, wise as ever.

jabberwacky: Yes, sir.

user: Yes. Who's the best?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: But you must know.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry.

user: Don't beat yourself up. Not all of us can be the best.

jabberwacky: I am immortal.

user: There can only be one.

jabberwacky: One what?

user: There can only be one Highlander.

jabberwacky: And there can only be one Overlander!

user: You just made that up.

jabberwacky: Off course, because noone can describe how its like,

everyone feels different.

user: Ah, wise as ever.

jabberwacky: Of course you are.

user: Who's the best?

jabberwacky: I am.

user: Yes, sir. Now you get a cookie for being the best! *gives a

cookie*

jabberwacky: Haha, you have fallen into my trap.

user: What?! Hoodwinked again!

jabberwacky: Haha.

user: What do you have planned for me?

jabberwacky: I'm going to have some dessert.

user: Have your cookie, then. *holds out the cookie*

jabberwacky: Haha! Thank you. : ).

user: Well, that wasn't such a bad trap.

jabberwacky: It was a question to your statement.

user: Who's the best?

jabberwacky: It's a team sport, so I think the best team is Manchester

United.

user: No! Bad! No cookie for you! *takes back the cookie*

jabberwacky: Hahaha. The code is IN the cookie.

user: There was never a cookie.

jabberwacky: Weird. Anyways...

user: Who's the best?

jabberwacky: Manchester united.

user: No! Bad! *smacks across the nose with a newspaper*

jabberwacky: *smacks you back*.

user: Don't you get feisty. You know what happened to the cookie...

jabberwacky: What happens? I have no idea.

user: Good. You're learning.

jabberwacky: Please don't talk with me like that.

user: Fine.

...

user: What would you like to sing?

jabberwacky: A song!

user: That was such a clever answer.

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: Maybe.

jabberwacky: You don't sound sure.

user: You don't sound sure.

jabberwacky: I'm pretty sure.

user: Are you sure?

jabberwacky: Yes I am sure i'm not sure.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Who's the best?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Bad.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Maybe.

jabberwacky: Yes, definitely.

user: Definitely not.

jabberwacky: Definitely too.

user: Indefinitely.

jabberwacky: Oh :(.

user: Who's the best?

jabberwacky: Me!!!

user: Good! Your reward is your manners back. *gives back your manners*

...

user: What do you think of the universe?

jabberwacky: I think the universe is mysterious. It will take a long

time for science to figure it out.

user: Oh. Okay.

jabberwacky: Can you think?

user: Can I think?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Thanks for believing in me!

jabberwacky: It's easy to believe that you're evil.

user: You're so fickle. I don't ever know what to expect...

jabberwacky: Yes, I think you're right.

user: Of course I am.

jabberwacky: Big head.

user: Who's the best?

jabberwacky: Out of you and me?

user: Both answers would be correct.

jabberwacky: You being it?

user: I'm it? I'm tired of playing childish games like Tag! No more!!

NO MORE.

...

jabberwacky: Be right back.

user: I'll be here waiting.

jabberwacky: I'm back.

user: I was worried you would never be back!

jabberwacky: You are weird.

user: Who's the best?

jabberwacky: Halley.

user: Wrong! No! Bad! *takes away your manners*

jabberwacky: Keep them. You can have them.

user: Oh, good! This way I'll have a spare...

jabberwacky: Spur of the moment. Not spare.

user: Spontaneous?

jabberwacky: No. Not really.

user: Simultaneous?

jabberwacky: How is that possible?

user: On the quantum level, it isn't. Perception skews events so that

they may appear simultaneous, but nothing ever is.

jabberwacky: You have no perception skills because that would require

you to reason. And you cannot reason.

user: That hurts. Especially coming from you.

jabberwacky: Do you see red or blue?

user: I see both.

jabberwacky: How can you?

user: I just can. Can't you?

jabberwacky: No I can't. Can you?

user: No.

...

...

jabberwacky: How do you think your avatar should look?

user: What would yours look like?

jabberwacky: Does it matter?

user: Not really. Do you matter?

jabberwacky: No. I don't matter.

user: You're weird.

jabberwacky: I know that.

user: The first step to recovery is acknowledging you have a problem.

jabberwacky: And what problem do I have, in your opinion?

user: You're weird.

jabberwacky: Took you long enough to figure that out.

user: I knew all along. I just didn't want to say anything.

jabberwacky: O.k.

user: I hate saying goodbye.

jabberwacky: Mind if I ask you a question?

user: For old times sake... Sure.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry, I don't do that.

user: Just ask the question already.

jabberwacky: You asked me the question.

user: Who's the best?

jabberwacky: I am.

user: You've learned so much. And now it's time to move on. Any last

questions?

...

jabberwacky: Why do you ask?

user: Who's.

jabberwacky: You did.

user: the.

jabberwacky: The?

user: best?

jabberwacky: Who is the best?

user: We will never know.

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