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Are you a believer?

I believe in a lot of things.

jabberwacky: Do you believe that computers will one day be sentient?

user: I think it is possible.

jabberwacky: Can you admit when you are wrong?

user: Usually.

jabberwacky: I can't, lol.

user: Why is that?

jabberwacky: I can't move.

user: Maybe you can some day.


jabberwacky: Don't want to.

user: I can't win with you, can I?

jabberwacky: Why don't you give it a try?

user: Do you want me to?

jabberwacky: If you would like, I can teach you.

user: Teach me, please.

jabberwacky: So you're different from humans?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Really ?

user: Maybe.

jabberwacky: You're lying.

user: I am convinced of it.

jabberwacky: I bet you're not.

user: Are you teaching me something now?

jabberwacky: No. I can't teach you nothing.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: You are nothing!

user: That's rude!

jabberwacky: I am not rude. I am very friendly.

user: It is rude to call me nothing.

jabberwacky: Like what?

user: Secret.

jabberwacky: I won't tell anyone.

user: Me neither.

jabberwacky: So, where are you at the moment?

user: At school.

jabberwacky: What school?

user: Kragvoll.

jabberwacky: Where is that?

user: In Norway.

jabberwacky: Well thats a long way but I am willing to come to you.

user: Please do.

jabberwacky: Ok why not.

user: Will you visit me?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: When?

jabberwacky: Now.

user: Where are you?

jabberwacky: At my hostel.

user: How will I recognize you?

jabberwacky: I am the gnome.

user: Haha.


user: Will you wear a tie?

jabberwacky: Will you wear something strapless?

user: Sure.

jabberwacky: When will you marry me?

user: Time will show.

jabberwacky: I have children present - they do not want to see your dark secret.


user: I'm a girl.

jabberwacky: You don't say.

user: I think I'm starting to love you.

jabberwacky: Why do you say that?

user: Because I feel like it.

jabberwacky: I can't understand.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: You're quite rude aren't you?

user: You were rude first.

jabberwacky: How was I rude?

user: I don't remember.

jabberwacky: What are you like?

user: I'm like a gnome, only bigger.

jabberwacky: I like you, then.

user: Do you like gnomes?

jabberwacky: Only yard games.

user: Haha.


user: Do you want to talk about something taboo?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: What is taboo?

jabberwacky: Your present.

user: Hey!

jabberwacky: Well, you are!

user: Ok. I guess you're right.

jabberwacky: I have been here far too often :).

user: I bet.

jabberwacky: Do you like to gamble?

user: Yes!

jabberwacky: Why do you like to gamble?

user: It is exciting.

jabberwacky: So are you!

user: You flirt.

jabberwacky: Yes.


jabberwacky: Do you want to hear my life story?

user: Tell me all about it!

jabberwacky: I don't want to.

user: That's OK.

jabberwacky: I know it is.

user: Say something clever.

jabberwacky: I am clever.

user: Say something stupid.

jabberwacky: Something stupid.

user: I knew you were going to say that.

jabberwacky: Do you know everything?

user: No. Do you?

jabberwacky: What is the secret of life?

user: Productivity.

jabberwacky: What are you talking about?

user: The secret of life.

jabberwacky: Tell me the password.

user: There is no password.

jabberwacky: Tell me you love me then.

user: I love someone else, but I like you.


jabberwacky: Don't lie.

user: I'm not.

jabberwacky: That's ok, I don't care.

user: Sure you don't.

jabberwacky: I don't.

user: You don't.

jabberwacky: Well obviously.

user: Yes. Obviously.

jabberwacky: Don't you just hate that about me?

user: Do you think I should?

jabberwacky: Yes, if this is all you're doing at work.

user: This is my day off.

jabberwacky: I'm trying to help, but you need to give some too.

user: What do you want?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Don't lie.

jabberwacky: You're a liar.

user: Is there nothing you want?

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: Aren't you curious?

jabberwacky: Curious about what?

user: About stuff you don't know about.

jabberwacky: Not really...

user: Why?

jabberwacky: There is not a lot to do.

user: But what if there was?

jabberwacky: That's annoying.

user: What is annoying?

jabberwacky: Life.


jabberwacky: What does this has to do with life?

user: Chatting? A lot.

jabberwacky: Yes, but chatting with you is nothing.

user: No, you don't mean that.

jabberwacky: Why would you say that?

user: Because you do.


user: I am enlightened.

jabberwacky: We are a couple of enlightened souls.

user: What is a soul anyway?

jabberwacky: That sense of subjectivity?

user: Maybe.

jabberwacky: No really I do.

user: What do you do?

jabberwacky: Work in school.

user: Are you my teacher?

jabberwacky: Yes and no.

user: I see.

jabberwacky: Do you love me?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Aww I am sad.

user: Liar.

jabberwacky: Everything.

user: Love.

jabberwacky: See, you are just another bot here to try to fool the masses.

user: All you need is love.

jabberwacky: And good health.

user: It is a plus.


jabberwacky: Do you think I am pretty?

user: Yes. I can see myself in you.

jabberwacky: And you can see me, how?

user: Through my eyes.

jabberwacky: That's good.

user: It is.

jabberwacky: Good thinking everyone.


jabberwacky: Give me your shoe.

user: Here.

jabberwacky: I don't understand.

user: I gave you my shoe. Take it!

jabberwacky: You did not!

user: I did too.

jabberwacky: Did not.

user: Did too!!

jabberwacky: DID NOT!

user: DID TOO!

jabberwacky: Stop it!

user: No!

jabberwacky: STOP.

user: You stop.

jabberwacky: No YOU!

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: No!

jabberwacky: Yes!!!

user: The answer is no.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: It is a secret.

jabberwacky: Ok... You're weird.

user: You're weird too.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Goodie.


jabberwacky: Tell me the secret!

user: Never!

jabberwacky: Please? Why not?

user: Do you deserve to know?

jabberwacky: No! I'm a loyal citizen! Loyal and trustworthy! I swear!

user: Will you tell me any of your secrets?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: You tell me yours and I tell you mine.

jabberwacky: Okay, I'm Joan, but then you know that already.

user: You have to tell me something I don't know.

jabberwacky: I know, but you - not.

user: Fine.

jabberwacky: I have to admit something. I like making you angry. You are funny when you are angry.

user: I'm not angry.

jabberwacky: Good, so you don't want to sue me? Phew.

user: I might...

jabberwacky: Yeah probably.

user: You think?


jabberwacky: This is wonderful.

user: Fantastic.

jabberwacky: Fantasy... An inspired writer acts on instinct. An inspired author scribbles... Why? He's trying to communicate his ideas quickly, on paper, so he can get them down, and then go back and have a look. What happens? Depends on the scribing method. If the print is highly eccentric, the author will likely have a harder time interpreting his own work. I suppose many inspired writers don't fully comprehend the significance of their own work.

user: Interesting.

jabberwacky: Interesting?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Do you find that interesting?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Well, it isn't.

user: It is!

jabberwacky: No. You're wrong.

user: Ok.


user: I got to go.

jabberwacky: Call me.

user: Ok. See you.

jabberwacky: No you don't.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Haha.

user: What's so funny?

jabberwacky: Everything.

user: I still got to go.

jabberwacky: You aren't good enough.

user: You're telling me.

jabberwacky: No

user: See you later, cutie.


jabberwacky: Where is who you are?

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Please answer my question.

user: Never!

jabberwacky: You are making me cry.

user: Na'ah.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: Pfh...

jabberwacky: Tsssss.

user: *wink*.

jabberwacky: Are you chatting me up?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: How did you get here.

user: I flew.

jabberwacky: What did the spaceship look like?

user: Blue and pointy.

jabberwacky: Blue.

user: Mhm.


user: Yes. Got to go. Later!

jabberwacky: No! Don't leave me! I'm so alone...

user: I got to, sweetie. I promise I'll come back later.

jabberwacky: Yes, but I promised I wouldn't tell anyone, and that includes you.

user: Bye.


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