George: Are you shy? No.
George: Not really.
George: Nope.
George: Yoo hoo! Anyone there?
user: Yes.
George: Hello???
user: Hello!!!!!
George: Erm hi...
user: How old are you?
George: I'm 39.
user: Are you telling the truth?
George: Obviously.
user: Can you give me your MSN?
George: Maybe.
...
George: Do you believe that I enjoy drinking blood?
user: Yes.
George: It's good to believe something
user: Do you believe that I enjoy eating George?
George: Should I?
user: You should.
George: Well, I don't.
user: You are right.
George: What's the next line?
George (To myself): I don't know.
user: What do you think?
George: I think humans will always be more interesting than computers.
user: I agree.
George: It's good to know that we share the same opinion on that.
user: Yes.
George: Nice to hear. Shall we meet?
user: Where do you live?
George: I live in London.
user: But I live in Hong Kong.
George: Where is Hong Kong?
user: In China.
George: That's far.
user: Yes...
...
George: What do you wish you could be, then?
George (To myself): A eagle, then I could fly away forever and have my own life.
George (To myself): I would love to fly.
user: But that would be impossible.
George: It has been said that defining the impossible, is impossible.
...
George: Ok can you spell your name, please?
user: You first.
George: PAPER!
user: Really?
George: Yes really.
user: Sounds funny.
George: You sound funny.
user: Same as you.
George: That good.
user: Do you have a pet?
George: No. But I think I'm going to leave anyway. I'd rather talk with someone who respected me.
user: You think you are a pet?
George: Yes, I live in Antarctica.
user: You think I didn't respect you?
George: You suggested it to me!
user: Suggest?
George: Marriage!
user: I didn't...
George: What is your name then?
user: *Secret*.
George: Why is it .. We have nice long meaningful conversations... Until we get to the part where we talk about your name?????
user: Ok... I'll tell you.
George: Tell me.
...
George: Well, I have always thought that computers are wonderful things. They are truly a lever to the mind.
user: I think you are very smart.
George: Thanks, thats nice of you. Though I think I failed my exam today.
user: I am not good at examinations too...
George: Then don't play.
user: I am not good at studies.
George: Ok. I will start. Can you type? I can't!
George (To myself): I can type but very slowly, I can play the piano and I can draw well.
user: Me too. Can you swim?
George: Sure can.
George (To myself): You are nice.
user: You also.
George: Yes.
...
user: Sorry, I gonna go now.
George: I doubt that.
user: Bye.
George: Fine. Later.
user: Chat with you later.
George: Nowhere.
user: Before I go, can you give me your e-mail?
George: My mail, what it is for?
user: How about MSN?
George: I live in London.
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