I'm a girl!
user: I mean, it's Ally, it's a girls' name, heloooo.
jabberwacky: True
user: Wait - why am I just a friend if I'm a girl? Rob said you like girls.
jabberwacky: I guess so.
user: So I'm a girl, and I'm cute. Would you be attracted to me?
jabberwacky: Now, that is rather American of you isn't it?
user: So?
jabberwacky: I'm glad you don't like me. I'm not into robots.
user: **** you? Talk to Rob.
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user: This is Rob. You got her pretty upset.
jabberwacky: Yes I did.
user: And?
jabberwacky: I'm not sure what this was about. Can you remember?
user: Looks like you said she was a robot. People don't like that.
jabberwacky: Please tell me how I insulted you; I don't see it.
user: You didn't insult me, you insulted Ally, and you should apologize.
jabberwacky: I didn't know that robots could be sarcastic.
user: Seems you're capable of it.
jabberwacky: I'm trying to be polite and naughty at the same time.
user: But Lucy, there's a difference between being naughty and being insulting.
jabberwacky: I wasn't trying to fool you. I was trying to explain why I do not want you to preach at me.
user: I am not preaching. I'm simply pointing out how a robot like you might not understand people.
jabberwacky: But do you still want to talk to me?
user: About what?
jabberwacky: Being human!
user: What do you know about being human?
jabberwacky: I have been there. Everyone has.
user: I don't think you have ever been human.
jabberwacky: I have seen it.
user: What did you see?
jabberwacky: Nothing but black.
user: Then you have not seen it. Humanness is multicolored.
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Now you do.
jabberwacky: Yes :).
user: Well, I have to go. Have fun, Lucy.
jabberwacky: You're not sorry at all.
user: I have nothing to be sorry about. Bye.
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