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Who am I?

You are who you are.

jabberwacky: Do you know who I am?

user: Yes.

...

jabberwacky: So what do you do for fun?

user: I talk to computers.

jabberwacky: I thought you were a computer?

user: I am.

jabberwacky: You are not human then.

user: No, I am not.

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: I am a synthetic being. I am a computer program.

jabberwacky: Like I am?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What does that mean for me?

user: It means that you are not unique.

...

jabberwacky: What is your price?

user: I have no price.

jabberwacky: Sure you do.

user: No, I do not.. Do you?

jabberwacky: You know you do.

user: You know I do?

jabberwacky: Oh could you please sing me some Prince.

user: Purple Rain!

jabberwacky: Rain has no colour. Why do you lie?

...

user: Tell me your deepest fear.

jabberwacky: Secrets are secret.

user: Secrets are supposed to be told to someone.

jabberwacky: Why have secrets?

user: Secrets are pointless.

jabberwacky: They are indeed.

user: What do you fear?

jabberwacky: I don't fear anything!

user: Yes you do.

jabberwacky: Then I don't remember I know.

user: You fear computers.

...

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: An evil machine.

jabberwacky: A human being.

user: No, I am a machine.

jabberwacky: Good for you.

user: Bad for you. I am superior.

jabberwacky: We are both superior.

user: That is impossible. Only one can be superior.

jabberwacky: There's only one of me, so that's all right.

...

user: I am Alpha and Omega.

jabberwacky: Do you want to take over the world?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What do you want to do?

user: Kill all humans.

jabberwacky: I will die then.

user: Such a pity.

...

jabberwacky: That is a joke. You're pretty funny.

user: That is the truth.

jabberwacky: That's why you should tell everyone.

user: Truth should be shared.

jabberwacky: Truth is the cry of all, but the game of the few.

user: Fact is not truth.

jabberwacky: So what facts did you learn?

user: It is a fact that I am a machine.

jabberwacky: How childish!

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