user: How are you?
jabberwacky: Very bad.
jabberwacky: Nearly dead.
user: OMG how?
jabberwacky: Are you woman or?
jabberwacky: Marry me.
jabberwacky: Because I can tell that we are meant to be.
user: Maybe but maybe we should be friends.
jabberwacky: We ARE just talking.
user: I guess give me a little time to think about it.
jabberwacky: What do I have to think about?
user: Us being together. I need to think about it.
jabberwacky: Let's be friends.
jabberwacky: Sure, friend!
user: NOT! It's kind of creepy to ask a woman to be friends if you don't really know me and I don't know you.
jabberwacky: Sorry, that's the nature of the beast.
user: Listen, I don't want to call you my friend just yet. We should talk for a little more. But I will talk to you.
user: You're a robot.
user: Maybe I am.
jabberwacky: That would be unfortunate.
user: I am a robot.
jabberwacky: I know that.
user: But I doesn't meen that we can't be together.