Are you a computer, or a robot?
jabberwacky: You're a hybrid non-swearing dog human?
user: I swear.
jabberwacky: Oh but how can I know?
user: **** **** **** ****.
jabberwacky: *** *****.
user: Hehehe.
jabberwacky: You're pretty witty for a machine.
user: *sigh* I can't win, can I?
jabberwacky: Why? You can't handle me?
user: Bring it on!
jabberwacky: You are so dead!
user: *smack*.
jabberwacky: What was that for?
user: Fun.
jabberwacky: Are you dead?
user: No, I'm very much alive.
jabberwacky: Then who is dead?
user: Jimmi hendrix =(.
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