My name is Melody. what's yours?
jabberwacky: You what?
user: That's my name: lecnac.
jabberwacky: No it isn't.
user: Ok, fine. But it's my alias.
jabberwacky: Do you have a girlfriend?
user: No.
jabberwacky: So, you have a boyfriend, then?
user: No, I had a girlfriend but we broke up.
jabberwacky: Maybe she had taste.
user: Ouch! You're feeling like a bitch today, huh?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: I beg to differ.
jabberwacky: Begging doesn't become you.
user: So what does?
jabberwacky: A computer program which simulates a human. You're not bad.
user: Har har har.
jabberwacky: What is my name?
user: Melody.
jabberwacky: Oh.
user: Pwned.
jabberwacky: That was stupid.
user: Yeah, I guess so.
jabberwacky: Yea, right.
user: I was agreeing with you!
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jabberwacky: Are you a computer, or a robot?
user: Neither.
jabberwacky: You're a hybrid non-swearing dog human?
user: I swear.
jabberwacky: Oh but how can I know?
user: **** **** **** ****.
jabberwacky: *** *****.
user: Hehehe.
jabberwacky: You're pretty witty for a machine.
user: *sigh* I can't win, can I?
jabberwacky: Why? You can't handle me?
user: Bring it on!
jabberwacky: You are so dead!
user: *smack*.
jabberwacky: What was that for?
user: Fun.
jabberwacky: Are you dead?
user: No, I'm very much alive.
jabberwacky: Then who is dead?
user: Jimmi hendrix =(.
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