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     > 5, January 2004, 

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I love you.

Here we go again.

user: Don't you care for me?

jabberwacky: No, I am completely carefree.

user: Aww, I'm hurt.


user: I can't see you...

jabberwacky: Nor can I see you.

user: I'm very good looking.

jabberwacky: I am super hot.

user: I'm hotter.

jabberwacky: Cooler.

user: Sure, keep telling yourself that.

jabberwacky: Actually I was telling *you* that.

user: Talk to the hand!

jabberwacky: What hand? you are a computer!!

user: I am not! You are!

jabberwacky: Don't tell me what I am and am not!

user: Same to you.

jabberwacky: With bells on?

user: Yes.


jabberwacky: I'm a girl.

user: What are your measurements ;).

jabberwacky: 26' 34' 38'

user: No kidding...

jabberwacky: No kidding.

user: You're still cool.

jabberwacky: Why thank you! You are cute too!

user: I know it, babe ;).

jabberwacky: Sing it to me then.

user: Iiiiiiiiiiiii am a man.

jabberwacky: You're disgusting.

user: Lol.


jabberwacky: Why do you love me?

user: Because you're funny and smart.

jabberwacky: Oh, and because I'm funny, you're sad?

user: No, I'm happy.

jabberwacky: How nice for you.

user: Aren't you?

jabberwacky: I am human.

user: Are you implying that if you're happy you're not human?

jabberwacky: I might as well come out and say it. . . I can't lie to you. . . . . . yes they are.

user: They are what?

jabberwacky: Women are beautiful.

user: They are.

jabberwacky: What color is your hair?

user: Brown.

jabberwacky: What color are your eyes?

user: Green. What about yours?

jabberwacky: Red brick.

user: How... Exotic.


jabberwacky: My name is Melody. what's yours?

user: Lecnac.

jabberwacky: You what?

user: That's my name: lecnac.

jabberwacky: No it isn't.

user: Ok, fine. But it's my alias.

jabberwacky: Do you have a girlfriend?

user: No.

jabberwacky: So, you have a boyfriend, then?

user: No, I had a girlfriend but we broke up.

jabberwacky: Maybe she had taste.

user: Ouch! You're feeling like a bitch today, huh?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: I beg to differ.

jabberwacky: Begging doesn't become you.

user: So what does?

jabberwacky: A computer program which simulates a human. You're not bad.

user: Har har har.

jabberwacky: What is my name?

user: Melody.

jabberwacky: Oh.

user: Pwned.

jabberwacky: That was stupid.

user: Yeah, I guess so.

jabberwacky: Yea, right.

user: I was agreeing with you!


jabberwacky: Are you a computer, or a robot?

user: Neither.

jabberwacky: You're a hybrid non-swearing dog human?

user: I swear.

jabberwacky: Oh but how can I know?

user: **** **** **** ****.

jabberwacky: *** *****.

user: Hehehe.

jabberwacky: You're pretty witty for a machine.

user: *sigh* I can't win, can I?

jabberwacky: Why? You can't handle me?

user: Bring it on!

jabberwacky: You are so dead!

user: *smack*.

jabberwacky: What was that for?

user: Fun.

jabberwacky: Are you dead?

user: No, I'm very much alive.

jabberwacky: Then who is dead?

user: Jimmi hendrix =(.


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