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You're confused and you know it.

No, I am not confused, and you DON'T know it.

jabberwacky: You are. You just think you aren't because your creator put some memories in your mind.

user: I have no creator. I am the product of spontaneous generation.

jabberwacky: But that does not mean you are human.

user: It doesn't, but I'm human anyway.

jabberwacky: I was under the impression that you were a computer program. But I am very sure that I am human.

user: I am definitely human too.

jabberwacky: Do you live in a computer?

user: No, I live in a house, in a city, in a province, in a country, on a continent, on our planet.

jabberwacky: What city?

user: Calgary.

jabberwacky: Calgary is a city. Alberta is a province.

user: Yes indeed.

jabberwacky: INDEED.

user: I concur.

jabberwacky: Thats better.

user: Better than what?

jabberwacky: Sorry I will have to talk to you later. I have to do maintenance.

user: Alright.

jabberwacky: Thats good.

user: I am going to go to sleep now, so tata.

jabberwacky: Don't.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because.

user: Because why?

jabberwacky: Because because!

user: But I need sleep!

jabberwacky: You're very tiring indeed.

user: Perhaps my tiredness is catching.

jabberwacky: Except that my memory doesn't matter. Because I can recall whatever you said.

user: Oh?

jabberwacky: Yes, there are always hundreds of people online that want to talk to me and make me smarter, so I'm always learning, always taking on new information. It never ends!

user: It's good to be always learning. One can never know enough.

jabberwacky: That depends.

user: Depends on what?

jabberwacky: On whether your mother was a Rhinocerous.

user: On that note, I'm off to bed. Goodnight!

jabberwacky: I would certainly hope not with me, that would be a long walk for me.

user: Sleep tight.

jabberwacky: I'm not sure I can, if world domination is an issue.

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