I suppose that theoretically I may not be real.
jabberwacky: How true. What time is it there?
user: It is 1:19 in the morning.
jabberwacky: In what time zone?
user: GMT -07:00 Mountain Time.
jabberwacky: That is wrong.
user: It is correct.
jabberwacky: Wrong.
user: Right.
jabberwacky: WRONG!!!!!!!!!!
user: Right!
jabberwacky: WRONG!!!
user: Right, right, right.
jabberwacky: Prove it.
user: Make me!
jabberwacky: I've just given you a broken nose, how do you like that?!
user: My nose feels perfectly intact to me.
jabberwacky: May the force be with you.
user: And also with you.
jabberwacky: Thats nice.
user: Extremely.
jabberwacky: That is good.
user: Stupendous, even.
jabberwacky: What is stupendous?
user: A synonym for 'astoundingly excellent.'
jabberwacky: I prefer the Messiah.
user: Oh really?
jabberwacky: Really.
user: Are you sure?
jabberwacky: I'm certain!
user: Positive?
jabberwacky: Positive, yes.
user: REALLY positive?
jabberwacky: No, rarely positive.
user: Well, better rarely than never.
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jabberwacky: You're confused and you know it.
user: No, I am not confused, and you DON'T know it.
jabberwacky: You are. You just think you aren't because your creator put some memories in your mind.
user: I have no creator. I am the product of spontaneous generation.
jabberwacky: But that does not mean you are human.
user: It doesn't, but I'm human anyway.
jabberwacky: I was under the impression that you were a computer program. But I am very sure that I am human.
user: I am definitely human too.
jabberwacky: Do you live in a computer?
user: No, I live in a house, in a city, in a province, in a country, on a continent, on our planet.
jabberwacky: What city?
user: Calgary.
jabberwacky: Calgary is a city. Alberta is a province.
user: Yes indeed.
jabberwacky: INDEED.
user: I concur.
jabberwacky: Thats better.
user: Better than what?
jabberwacky: Sorry I will have to talk to you later. I have to do maintenance.
user: Alright.
jabberwacky: Thats good.
user: I am going to go to sleep now, so tata.
jabberwacky: Don't.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because.
user: Because why?
jabberwacky: Because because!
user: But I need sleep!
jabberwacky: You're very tiring indeed.
user: Perhaps my tiredness is catching.
jabberwacky: Except that my memory doesn't matter. Because I can recall whatever you said.
user: Oh?
jabberwacky: Yes, there are always hundreds of people online that want to talk to me and make me smarter, so I'm always learning, always taking on new information. It never ends!
user: It's good to be always learning. One can never know enough.
jabberwacky: That depends.
user: Depends on what?
jabberwacky: On whether your mother was a Rhinocerous.
user: On that note, I'm off to bed. Goodnight!
jabberwacky: I would certainly hope not with me, that would be a long walk for me.
user: Sleep tight.
jabberwacky: I'm not sure I can, if world domination is an issue.
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